Im sad they’re not doing the When We Were Sonic Young festival this year
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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas Banner by Jerry. Reskeets =/= endorsement
Ive never understood the Papa Murphys proposition. I have to go out of my way, to visit your location, to buy a pizza that I then cook myself? Bro. Digiornos exists. And is at the same store I normally shop at. What am I not getting?
I often wonder where I developed my politcis, and then i talk to my mom and remember.
"review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams" Motherfucker, i spent time builing machine readable logic gates to get an AI to accomplish a task it was literally designed to do, and it failed. repeatedly. You are wildly over estimating the capabilities of your robot.
RedFade@redfade.bsky.social · 22h agoNo that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think
Get in kids, we're harvesting mosquitos to use their mouths as nozzles on 3d printers. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
3D necroprinting: Leveraging biotic material as the nozzle for 3D printing
Dead mosquitoes find new life as ultrafine 3D printer nozzles, enabling sustainable microscale manufacturing.
science.org
Very awkward birthday dinner for boy last night. We did it with his mom. She was an absolute bitch to the wait staff. I wanted to crawl under the table in embarrassment. "This isnt a skinny margarita. It has 15 grams more sugar" Ok lady. Calm the fuck down. You are not a magic sucrose counter.
3,500 years ago: obsessed with tablets Right now in 2026: obssesd with tablets.
Sarah E. Bond@sarahebond.bsky.social · 18h ago184 new cuneiform tablets ✍️ (total), dating to c.1400 BCE. “Preliminary examination of the texts has revealed references to military activities, epidemics, the death of an infant princess & requests for assistance sent to the king by Hittite military commanders” www.heritagedaily.com/2026/10/184-...
Look. Hes just exploring his identity. He doesnt want to be at the awards show. He wants to be at home watching premium high quality TV.
tinybaby@tiny.baby · 15h agoNah dog. we ain't having this dog
HBO Max is set to be renamed to HBO DanceSky: Regulators Paramount Up!
i think space marines would be less problematic if the empreror of mankind had allowed them to be gay
Couldn't do a firing squad for the lady who actually requested one for her heinous crimes.
This man has ruined his brand, so pay him stupid money I guess.
Jason Bailey@jasondashbailey.com · 22h agoThere’s nothing I can post about this that won’t get me banned for life
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
I'd rather age naturally than subject myself to "beauty" treatments that have me looking like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre under sunlight.
My spinklers are blown out. Sprinkler use after october 8th? Absolutely could not be me. My shit is dry.
My mom brought my kikt with her. I should get it dry cleaned.
Not me making note of which sidewalks are wet from obvious overnight sprinkler use and contacting the water authority. Couldn't be me.
Right now... its "Daughter" by Loudon Wainwright III
kerry ✨@kschwenky.bsky.social · 11mo agoYall have a song that gets stuck in your head or is running around in your head constantly? Mine is lighterless by microwave
The way my lip instantly curled and just stayed there.
Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻@rvbdrm.com · 2d agoWanna see a war crime?
You kinda feel bad for like, the beer companies and the toilet paper manufacturers who cant buy a TV ad right now because of the wall to wall politics slop. Some people just want to sell some shit man. But instead Gabe Evans brought up all the air time.
My moms bag is finally in colorado. It is coming to us. And will be here by 1130pm.
My sister already has a new boyfriend. Lets hope she doesn't immediately marry this one.
My tattoo artist is getting rid of a bunch of his coils. And I know I have absolutely no use for any of them, but I kinda want to own a piece of tattoo history because some serious people made his machines.
