Your very own Glass Angel
@glassangel.bsky.social
a vaguely rat-like phenomena taking the shape of a woman im inventing new and wrong ways to use social media every time i log on irritable and neurotic 18+ i post nudes on occasion
apparently everybody punk till its time to evict someone
im excited to go to this tranny bathhouse event,
being a woman is like: (flawlessly executed advanced tap dance routine. anvil drops on my head and kills me) being a man is like: (sitting in a lawn chair farting a bunch)
my mental health is doing bad ive taken up "arguing with alt right dudes in alt right youtube shorts comments"
generational gamecube game haul from Box of Things from Childhood lootcrate
how much yall think a good price to sell a switch with no dock is u think i can get a hunnid for it
the rat kings infectious accent is horrible news for enemies of katya gets sympathetic tongue'd into doing a silly little voice
does anyone want to start one of those scam companies like the buying scottish nobility titles or naming stars or some shit, im thinking telling people they can adopt and name septa train cars or something idk.
i want deadlock to keep the your move spray in the game after solomons out because theres nothing as fun as parrying someone, not punching them, and just dropping YOUR MOVE on the ground
i had a very nice date last night, i lowkey forgot that im a beautiful woman and that i like being touched by beautiful women
seeing people vape pmo because they could be smoking cigs i could bum but instead theyre doin allat
just heard some girls talking on the bsl and one said "THEY, she was like a they them" and i guffawed against my will and felt so rude
i was explaining to my friends how i think i could convince myself to get back into dating if i frame it like its a form of gambling and no one liked that
everytime im quickly scrolling insta and it shows me a random threads post to go "u should download threads" and theyre all like people using pop psychology words to play chuunibyou and go like heres how i a dark empath make narcissists uncomfortable
petition to make deadlock let me queue as rat king more than everyone else, he is my husband after all
i saw this and for 15 seconds i thought the band sunrot made a board game and i was so intrigued
found out today theres a lot of bits you can get up to in transit in a pitch black back of a uhaul if you and a friend have lighters and mischevious hearts
im much like if charlie day always sunny were a woman
FRIENDS I SHOW AMMA CLIPS TO: THERES A NEW CRAZIEST MARIO AGUILAR MOVE
i tuned my new banjo and have been janglin away (:
i was picking music for da shower and didnt have my glasses on so all i could read of this was who let the dogs out and i was like yeah fuck it youtube music lemme bump who let the dogs out hit classic by the baha men
