100% of every public figure is due to someone realizing their time in the spotlight is almost up and they’re desperate for that to continue, and they realize the conservative ecosystem will turn you into a media figure if you promise to endanger as many trans people as possible
Lauren Theisen@laurentheisen.bsky.social · yesterdayon Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
we all got that one homie who was scanned by hideo kojima
why doesn't he just put on oven mitts and pull the rack out? is he stupid?
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 18h agoThere’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
update: my v key and a few of my arrow keys are still slightly fucked up and registering randomly. might have to give it another rinse.
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 5d agohosed it down and let it dry overnight and now it works again. we are so back.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
my goofy ass going jellyfin dot org instead of typing in localhost to get to my server
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
EYYYY THEY MENTIONED BOSTON MAHKET LETS FREAKIN GO FELLAHS
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun@ghosthardware05.bsky.social · yesterdayayo skirp look! @badposter.lol
the cameras are known to just disappear like that at times, ya know
is that good
CNN@cnn.com · yesterdayThe US military has exhausted nearly 80% of its interceptors for a key missile defense system as senior US military commanders are warning that the Pentagon's munitions stockpile is "dangerously low," according to multiple sources familiar with the matter. https://cnn.it/4yZ1UWn
like i didnt know they mostly existed to protect loser mens' feelings before all this. like what the hell is wrong with the cis when they do shit like add gender apartheid to OLYMPIC SHOOTING, new to THE MOST RECENT OLYMPICS. we watched one of these male meltdowns in real time! post-covid!
"i'm a team of one and you're still outnumbered" sounds like some shit joseph joestar would say
Gray@redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 7mo agoxavier renegade angel dialogue
biggest tell to me that big tech *wants* this shit is that they're not beating the drum to oppose this shit like they did back in the day with SOPA
SnepShark 🔞@snepshark.bsky.social · 3d agoIt will be worse than this! Most websites will be forced to ask you to send your ID to a third party surveillance service, adding a credit card won't be enough for most. Bluesky asks for your *social security number* if you live in Texas now, due to this shit. Call in, and kill it.
the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.
Unevolved brain (you): Getting furious about the Verge interview with the new bsky CEO Galaxy brain (me): Telling Google Sheets to kill itself several times a day
People hate the idea of conservatives joining bluesky but let’s be honest: you would all love to have someone to yell at on here who isn’t Will Stancil
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
is today a bad day to post my wordle score?
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 3w ago"NYT is evil don't--" shut up i pirated it
mmmm yes.... obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker... the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.
