James T Kelly

@jamestkelly.bsky.social

Copywriter, novelist, storyteller. Epic fantasy novels, Branwell Brontë’s life and work, and stories of your favourite Dune games. Lives in Norwich with his wife, two daughters, and his pet peeves. Books: https://books2read.com/ap/nAG5ay/James-T-Kelly

The Internet is a great training ground for having kids, because you’ll already be prepared for arguing over the most innocuous statement. You: It’s dark at night. Your child/Internet hobgoblin: No it isn’t.

A lot of chat about the new 3D style for the Bluey movie, so I asked the target demographic. “It looks weird.” “It looks better on Disney.” Can’t disagree with them. I don’t understand why movie executives think 2D animation isn’t good enough for cinemas any more.

It’s funny seeing how many people needed 30 years to realise Daniel Hillard was a dickhead. There was a horse in the house eating the birthday cake but you thought the mum was a bad guy?

We recently rewatched Back to the Future, and I’ve decided I feel it’s the greatest motion picture trilogy ever made. Star Wars OT, Lord of the Rings, Dark Knight, Toy Story, The Matrix, they’re all amazing. But they’re not as consistently good as Back to the Future (though Toy Story is close!)

“But do you really want to live your life on easy mode?” Yes. Think how much happier we’d all be if our challenges were of our own choosing, instead of dictated by rapacious markets and lunatic governments.

I once hated a book so much I didn’t want to waste any more calories carrying it around. So I left it on the train. And if my selfish actions exposed you to Dan Brown’s Lost Symbol, I am so sorry.

Labour won an absolutely stonking majority but we’re all talking about the parties with 5 MPs. With good reason, I might add. I’m very pleased to see the Greens win in Gorton. It just seems bananas that a party with such a majority has managed to lose our attention.

Checked my book sales this morning and they’re twice as high this month! Don’t get me wrong, we’re not talking Dan Brown numbers. We’re barely in Dan Puce territory. But it’s a nice surprise. No idea what’s behind it, though 😄

Gonna post it again... Please give it some exposure. It might not result in anything even if it got 100K signatures, but if it doesn't get any it definitely won't and we're seeing more and more evidence rather than conjecture around these murky, opaque orgs. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

Petition: Require all think tanks to disclose their donors, funding, and media spending

Research bodies and representation of specialist interests is important when making policy. However, think tanks go beyond merely brainstorming ideas and presenting data and arguments. They can push s...

petition.parliament.uk

Is the media just playing it safe when it breathlessly claims Starmer is toast? Because, if he goes, they can say "look, we predicted that." If he stays, they can just claim he's "hanging on." But they're probably scared they'd look daft if he went after they'd said his position was secure.

I’d heard good things so I watched Jurassic World: Rebirth. The title is ironic; the Jurassic World series has been pretty vacuous, but this installment’s attempts at nostalgia prove the franchise has become a dead and desolate wasteland.