Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
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Blue Crew! Woke AF! Blue dot in Texas. Let’s Go!
CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
those quaint days when Whiskey Pete only yearned to be pretty 🎩 @diane2024.bsky.social
I think Pete Hegseth is gonna wish he had lived out his professional life as a third-tier Fox News on-air talent
Can you imagine the laughter on the Russian plane heading home after Friday's meeting with the idiot?
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social, Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism. Looking forward to following you wherever you land, Your fan, Mar🐫
Not only will she not be fired, Pam Bondi is going to be handed a Senate seat or governorship as payment for burying the Epstein list.
It’s the 4th of July and every channel is showing ‘Independence Day’ on a loop when they should be showing ‘Idiocracy.’
I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court. This is not deportation. This is ethnic cleansing.
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.
The Washington Post bragging about Pulitzer winner Ann Telnaes, the political cartoonist who left the Post because it had turned into an anti-journalism partisan rag, is one of the most shameless examples of misplaced self-congratulations in recent memory.