Zoinks! They killed everyone in Béziers, Scoob!

g’day there dedra, you haven’t been talking to the ghormans have ya mate?

Here we are again a year later

Ember@cake-or-death.bsky.social · last yr.

how it feels returning to work after the trans pride weekend

Still making terrible decisions

Ella-mpshade@ellaorlando.bsky.social · 3y ago

Haters will doubt, but I feel I have made the correct decision

Dyke March Post 2/? A delightful candid of @bvtchboots.bsky.social, @ellaorlando.bsky.social, @cake-or-death.bsky.social, and @creature.gay as well the asbestos crew (ella, ember, and violence) in hyde park after the march! 📷 Kosmofoto Direktor 250 / Chinon CS / Carl Zeiss Tessar 50mm f/2.8

loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it)@loki.moe · last mo.

Dyke March Post 1/? I took many wonderful photos of some even more wonderful people at the Dyke March at the end of the June. Here are a few of my favourites Starting with some wonderful shots of @emoboygirl.bsky.social 📷 Kosmofoto Direktor 250 / Chinon CS / Carl Zeiss Tessar 50mm f/2.8

The Asbesties after the Dyke March. Could never go to a march without @ellaorlando.bsky.social and @creature.gay, the two Tuffest dykes I know. 📸 @loki.moe Furthermore, Bring Back Asbrstos

I was fucking cooking here

Ella-mpshade@ellaorlando.bsky.social · 2y ago

Legalise back cracking

Genuinely hope that my boss understands the damage they've done. When I took a picture of them telling John Raveman to "Tuff Off" they caused the tube to melt, and me and my girlfriend were stuck in a camera But then I listened to Chet Baker live at the REAL RACE CAR TRACK, and we are SO BACK 10/10

violence@creature.gay · 2mo ago

quote this with your impression of a violence post

Elizabeth Biggerdyke England and Wales, Census, 1891

That’s what you think

violence@creature.gay · 2mo ago

my therapist: giant evil henry the hoover isn't real, it can't be ridden into battle against you

Thinking about her again....

"A mighty warlord from Transoxania has arrived on the Eastern borders of our maps, bringing with him a legacy of conquest that cannot be ignored." Are you Tuff enough? Thank you @creature.gay for the incredible picture.

Ella-mpshade@ellaorlando.bsky.social · last yr.

Not the narrator Monk from Medieval 2 announcing my arrival at the cis bar like the Timurids have invaded

This riot shield tastes funny

Pea and ham? From a chicken?

youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing

Youre telling me a de stoned this olive?

Never miss an opportunity to advocate in favour of Brett Lee.

Anthony Dhanendran@dhanendran.co.uk · 4mo ago

The other late-career highlight of Asha Bhosle's was of course "You're the One for Me", the 2006 duet she made with the Australian fast bowler Brett Lee (a song much better than it has any right to be, but which isn't exactly a classic):

British trans women are trained to put their empty magazines directly into the bra pouch when reloading

The soil is thirsty

How you'll catch me and the boys moving, right now and every day

Ella-mpshade@ellaorlando.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I'm Early-1960s-WestCoast-40y/o-garbageman-traumatisedduringthewar-carryinghis shovellikeabayonet-marchingintoaseaoffoamtorescueasunkencarfromaSwimmingPool- maxxing rn

I'm Early-1960s-WestCoast-40y/o-garbageman-traumatisedduringthewar-carryinghis shovellikeabayonet-marchingintoaseaoffoamtorescueasunkencarfromaSwimmingPool- maxxing rn

Ah fuck my melon,, its been fucking whirled

Can confirm they're absolutely fucking unbearable. Its like woke faggot Top Gear. I love them so much

violence@creature.gay · 5mo ago

ASBESTIES ROAD TRIP

I have no mouth and i must scream but I'm also a caterpillar cake.

I just want to lie on my back and have a little opera singer to stand on my chest whilst I scream "DANMARK" over and over. dms are open