my home schooled kids love going on adventures with me to trader joes
The one thing I never expected was the future.
taking a break from systematically ending the life of every single guard in a fortress where one scroll is kept, to enjoy the standalone egyptology mode
the center of this thesis is that Muslim complaints simply don't matter because you can't really be bigoted towards them
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoIt's rarely ever said so outright but basically the thesis of the Stevens surrogates as of today is that Arab Americans cannot possibly have any legitimate grievances about someone who is openly and proudly supportive of a country that kills their families lol
cant believe the scene in spider man where peter has to calm down MJ about how thats what his penis actually looked like before and has nothing to do with his new weird mutation
My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
like spider man 2 the insomniac wolverine game should also have a bicycle mission except this time you're killing guys
ROMAN LEGIONNAIRE: i am on a horse! begone from my sight! MESOPOTAMIAN GARY NUMAN: [shaking head to show disapproval]
is it good that you can just put anything you want into Google Earth with AI now: www.404media.co/google-earth...
Ronald McDonald is a clown but he doesn’t really do clown shit he’s more a guy who likes that look
CLARIDAS: my friend if you are not wasted, the day is
all these guys died from being kicked in the nuts
sincere question but what is it about Ass toAss that makes it smart POLICY? edit wow did not expect the response to this to be so hateful and violent
ME: sensei, my ass really hurts PADDLE MASTER OGITA: only because you fail to control your emotions ME: what if you stopped paddling my ass all the time PADDLE MASTER OGITA: [laughing] you still have much to learn...
[shoving a gun in your mouth] DIP YOUR BREAD IN THE SOUP... NOW!!!
NOIR REPORTER: madeline i need you to tell our bum of an editor that ive got the scoop of the century! im up at the von pettigrew estate and some wiseacre has gone and put the old lady on ice. they did it with my gun and put the body in the trunk of my car. no the cops dont know yet, and im driving
Cat Food VS Dog Food Taste Test: Who's Eating Better?
if that’s your girl why does she have an Easy Pour Spout and Now with 33% More Free
seeking revenge against the yotei six, who have stolen from me precious memories of looking at poop with my father
Classically Trained Musician Hears "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" For The First Time EVER
when armor was first invented there was definitely some guy going "um... dont get stabbed? like. lmao"