Kevin Hearne

@kevinhearne.bsky.social

Author of the Iron Druid Chronicles, Ink & Sigil, the Seven Kennings, and more. Into nature photography, metal, and beard maintenance. https://kevinhearne.com Newsletter: https://wordsandbirds.ink

Maaaaaybe there’s another reason for this, but: ISBNs in Canada now face a 2-month backlog that didn’t exist before and they are saying it’s because of a sudden influx of requests. Are thousands of Canadians suddenly writing real books, or…is it a few butt nuggets cranking out AI slop?

This pipe was actually the most interesting part of Nosferatu How many foot-pounds of suction is required to operate it What is it made of and how is it cared for Where can I get one Will my writer friends join me in a castle in the Scottish Highlands to smoke them and curse the techbros

Willem Dafoe in Nosferatu holding an absolute hog of a pipe, larger than a baby, as if it is a super normal thing to do

Farmers market pics: 1) A SHELFIE 2) Was looking for invigorated ham jam but all I found was purple yam jam 3) The buns made with said yam jam 4) Pickles, impishly displayed for the entire pickle-obsessed subculture

An attractive three-tiered shelf of goodies, including tomatillos, green beans, tomatoes, pickles, garlic, and basil Sign for purple yam jam A bun baked with purple yam jam My goofy self holding a jar of dill pickles

Damn, every time I see Mamdani do a new thing to make New Yorkers’ lives better I am so happy for them and so blazingly angry that the rest of us can’t have nice things because our politicians are hosers

The CBC News dude on the radio is going through it today, audibly frustrated that every single thing he’s reading is grim af He’s like can you give me ONE sentence about a puppy Or maybe “In Vancouver, they saved an otter, and that’s your news” Maybe I can send some flowers to the studio

Sometymes evil doth seeme so powerful that the heart groweth sick. But ther ys comfort yn the fact that evil ys an aberration. Our default settinge ys lovinge each othir and lookinge out and takinge care. We smyle at children. We give somebodye bus fare. We share advyce. Kyndenesse brought us heere.