Agathe Chaigne

@agathechaigne.bsky.social

Assistant professor at Utrecht University. All things weird cell division, football, cheese. Mostly 🇫🇷, a bit 🇬🇧🇺🇲🇳🇱. Terrible hockey player. Mom of 2. She|her. https://cellbiology.science.uu.nl/research-groups/agathe-chaigne-cell-division-

The cognitive dissonance of having to go talk very seriously about what my lab does to a bunch of master students after spending 30 min trying to calm an absolutely unbridled 4yo belting "Like a rhinestone cowboy" on my couch instead of brushing his teeth

A newish colleague I bumped into in the cell culture thought I was a new student/postdoc! Good news: another victory for my face cream Bad news: I'm never in the lab so I'm starting to exist more as a concept than a 3D person.

I cannot comprehend why my kids systematically scream NOT WITH COLD WATER every time I put them in the shower as if drenching them in cold water is something I casually do on the regular. Mate this has happened a grand total of 0 times, let's not have the neighbors call CPS

I made WAY TOO MANY mini donuts for my daughter's birthday so my kids are now going door to door proposing donuts to all the neighbors, it's like I'm running my own little drug cartel. (Can of beer for scale)

A million mini donuts