Ivy
@becauseivy.bsky.social
Director & Editor, Berlin-ish now. The bittersweetness of being human, the profound magic in the mundane. Work: ivyjelisavac.com
i have been informed that it is possible to survive this way because of the knowledge that dogs still exist, out there. makes sense ok
Ivy@becauseivy.bsky.social · 2d agocan you imagine some people are like on the sofa and don't have a dog. they wake up in the morning whilst not having a dog. they are doing their work, without having a dog. what's the point
can you imagine some people are like on the sofa and don't have a dog. they wake up in the morning whilst not having a dog. they are doing their work, without having a dog. what's the point
I mean this genuinely: If you have a film idea but you couldn't bring it to life without the use of AI, write a book instead.
Thank you for your email. My dog is demanding belly rubs so my response may be delayed. I will get back to you as soon as possible. Appreciate your patience!
sometimes when someone asks how i am doing i want to ask “truth or social expediency?” so i know what to do
There’s a couple in line whispering smooching tenderly caressing each other and this case of misophonia might finally be the one that kills me
Thinking about how Twitter made me end up talking in disclaimers irl because if you posted I like dogs 😍 someone would say SO YOU WANT TO KILL ALL CATS, RIGHT NOW? and how that relates to how changed people and their communication style will be from talking to gd “AI”
This is the reality of people gaining a basic income floor for the rest of their lives. They don't get lazy. They get busy. They get to doing all the things they consider meaningful, paid or not.
👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻@oldenoughtosay.com · 2w agomy dad retired last year and is now sitting on like five boards and overseeing the building expansion of their church and mentoring like a dozen people
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Everybody is like "You can't have so many hobbies you won't be any good at any of them" ok
Teammate at archery training got a bit upset that on top of taking archery classes and singing lessons and swimming and dancing I also played basketball in the past. He thinks that's a lot of hobbies to have! My sweet summer child
When it’s a dog you gotta point and exclaim “Doggie!”
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2w ago
It's not pensions you can't afford. It's not immigrants. It's not Disabled People. Or University educations. Or Healthcare. Or Housing. It's billionaires you can't afford, they are stealing all of this and much more.
Once you start doing the thing, a lot of things are surprisingly easy
Niemand: Die Linke sollte einfach mal regieren, dann wird sie sich schon von selbst entzaubern. Wir sollten die Sorgen & Ängste von Linke-Wählern ernstnehmen. Daher kopieren wir jetzt Teile ihres Programms und sprechen vor allem über ihre Themen Soziale Gerechtigkeit, Lebenshaltungskosten & Mieten.
Terrible news :( LinkedIn actually produced a DREAM work opportunity for me :( Now I have to keep using LinkedIn :(
new cast requirement for my movies is all actors must be able to crinkle their forehead. no exceptions unless the character is explicitly a person who would be unable to crinkle their forehead. enough
While I am pro cold outreach, this is the shit that gives it a bad reputation. I work neither in German crime nor German thrillers nor in German nor in crime nor in thrillers. If I did, I wouldn't need someone else's work to put my name on (what?). Also this was written by ChatGPT.
Think I'm just totally done with online retail in all forms. Keep losing hours of my life with "customer service agents" (robots?) who never resolve anything and then eating the cost for damaged items of inaccurate information. Also buying from a physical store is more community & less surveillance
Überall will irgendwas deinem Hund an den Kragen. Wald? Eichenprozessionsspinner. Wiese? Zecken, Zecken, Zecken. See? Neue Art von Blaualgen. Stadt? Giftköder. Mehr so Bodyguard als dolce vita lately
I just have to harp on about how amazing second hand shopping x the good internet is. i bought a stationary bike for €20 and use it while watching someone cycling through rural china for free, on the cheap tv i also bought second hand
hey guys just saying goodbye quickly, i'm starving but my doggie is asleep dreaming with his head on my leg so i'm gonna have to peace out like this ✌️
