Master of the Deck

@panmalazan.bsky.social

Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. Accessibility and Disability rights. ♿ She/her. 30s and falling apart. FUCK AI.

Once again: anyone in the northeast, or willing to drive there - two bonded cats have lost their owner to cancer, and desperately need a new home. (If it matters to you in any way, I know and will wvouch for Shecky, he’s a real one 👇👇👇)

Shecky@shecky.bsky.social · 6d ago

ORPHAN CATS STILL SEEKING A FOREVER HOME I've updated the original thread linked here. It has *all* the pertinent information, so please read the whole thing.

Happy Friday everyone, as promised, here is my personal theory on this. I think Redwall takes place in our world, after an apocalyptic event of the nuclear variety caused rapid but varied growth of all animals, including humans, leading to our extinction and their mental development. Okay? 🧵

Nora@lighthousenora.bsky.social · last mo.

i would love your historical architecture take on the relative size of redwall abbey to its natural surroundings and inhabitants. like are we talking a tiny abbey in a tiny forest or what

Hey Portland! Call to action for Chocolate, red-tailed hawk who will be released after window strike *into the same situation* at Daniels High School. Please email as appropriate to push for bird-strike proof windows. A screech owl recently smashed into them as well, plus dozens of smaller birds 1/3

As an Oregonian and fellow neighbor, Mel and I know that you know how valuable our wildlife is to our neighborhoods.  Our neighborhoods would not be the special place it is without our wildlife and the habitats they rely on.

Will you send a message today to support installing commercial Window Strike Bird Film on the windows at on McDaniel High School and other schools that are having this issue? McDaniel and the current windows on the school are the cause of hundreds of bird deaths each year. This will only worsen as the habitat shrinks for our wildlife. A simple solution of commercial Window Film will mitigate this issue.

Chocolate will hopefully be released soon and he will go right back to his home which is at the McDaniel High School. Next time we may not be able to save him from a Window Strike.

Now is our chance to do something about this, but we can’t do it without your help. Portland Public Schools/McDaniel High School need to hear from you on how much you care about Chocolate and all of the other wildlife today! 

Please use the information above and send your support for the Window Film to the following contacts:

    The new Principal at McDaniel High School is Ben Kates:
                                    bvanderlaankates@pps.net 

    McDaniel School Board Member: Virginia La Forte
                                    vlaforte@pps.net 

    schoolboard@pps.net

    publiccomment@pps.net

between my background in education and my deep (probably adhd related) feelings on unfairness and inconsistent feedback metrics, I am absolutely not cut out for academia I can smell a bad educator a mile away. when that person docks me points for not doing something "right" when it's THEIR FAULT 🔥🔥

Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”

so my sister and I grew up mostly without cable. we only had whatever VHS tapes had been purchased to watch, over and over. and for a period of about a year, we watched Mission Impossible II EVERY DAY when I tell you that I've still got that movie memorized twenty-six years later

Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

what’s a movie you think you’ve seen more times than just about anyone? I would like to know how many other heavy repeat viewers of Last Holiday (2006) there are

It’s infuriating how leftist feminists that I usually agree with toss away their morals for Taylor Swift. Like if you heard about any other billionaire shutting down an area of NYC during a big heatwave for her big dumb wedding then you would rightfully hate them. But because it’s her it’s fine???

me, coming back from a break during which the fire alarm was set off somewhere in the hospital: guys the firefighters are right outside. one of them is really hot everybody in the department: *immediately stops working to run outside and see*

No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now.