You know that feeling you get in the morning when you’re struggling to put your earrings in and then realize that it’s because you’re already wearing earrings? Me neither. Don’t know why you’d ask.

Had the chance to turn every seat in the theater into the gluck chair, but just had to gluck it up.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last mo.

‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)

For those keeping score at home, it took three phone calls and a live chat that had to be escalated to a senior agent to find out that we are just fucked.

That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈@simsarah.bsky.social · last mo.

Oh hey here we go again! It’s the beginning of the month, time to fight the Vyvanse fight! Please send @alannatriste.bsky.social all your sympathy and cat pictures as she braves the insurance company again. This month it’s a whole new incomprehensible amount after the pharmacy put in the claim!

Started a beginner learn-to-crochet kit today. Now that I have nearly completed dozens of stitches, I find myself forming grand plans to make little cute crocheted presents for all of my friends, as one does.

It’s 2:00PM and I only just now reached reached the point where I had to put down my phone and internally scream. Must be a slow news day.

Why is it so difficult to just type things out and hit post? Anyways, Happy Pride to all the queer people living in my pocket!

If the universe could just limit it to like five personal catastrophes at a time, that would be fucking great.

Trans people are facing a decades-long, escalating, international effort to drive them out of society supported by some of the richest, most powerful people AND governments in the world and you are right that a few of them being snippy with you on social media is, essentially, the same thing.

I was just browsing though old posts, like a totally normal person does, and saw this. I totally did the same thing last week. Maybe I’m not as good at my job as I think…

Under Construction@alannatriste.bsky.social · 2y ago

You know that feeling where you’re about to get real mad at your coworkers for screwing up the receiving for the morning delivery and right before you go to say something you realize that today isn’t Thursday and you were looking at the wrong day and everything’s fine? Nah, me neither.

Coffee affirmation two-fer of the day: You don't need to be fully brewed to be worthy. You deserve peace that lasts longer than caffeine.

Just realized I didn't even have a coffee affirmation set aside for today. I guess that's as good a reminder as any to refill my med planner. Coffee affirmation of the day: Don't compare your brew to someone else's blend.

Coffee affirmation of the day: The world needs more hearts like yours — and more lattes too.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even cold brew brings joy — take your time.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’ve made it through every burnt batch. Feels more like a cookie affirmation, but I’ll take it.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Life can be bitter, but you’re sweet where it counts.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Filter out the noise. Let your essence shine. Today I’m letting my essence shine by not copying the typo from the card.

Coffer affirmation of the day: There’s magic in your morning presence.

Been slacking on the coffee affirmations. Here’s today’s and the one(two) I missed. Let your cup refill before pouring for others. Brew-lieve in yourself, even before the first sip. (This one was actually printed on two cards and I just happened to pull them for consecutive days)

Coffee affirmation of the day: You make the world softer, one smile at a time.

Coffee affirmation of the day: When life feels bitter, stir in a little hope.

Coffee affirmation of the day: May your heart stay full, and your brew stay bold.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Bean kind to yourself today.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even the slowest brew can warm the soul.

Age verification? Just take a look at these MRIs. Wait, that’s going the wrong direction, isn’t it?

Jillian Whitton 🏳️‍⚧️, rising@jillianw.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Age verification? My first search engine was a bus to the library.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’re not just a cup — you’re a whole cozy moment.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’re the cozy moment in someone’s rush hour.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even in dark roasts, there’s warmth and comfort.

And some days you get a special delivery of the warmest milk and softest words! Many thanks and even more loves to @simsarah.bsky.social.

Under Construction@alannatriste.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Coffee affirmation of the day: Some days just need warm milk and soft words.