Robots Make Games

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Scuffed and unhinged two person Kiwi indie game studio. Making our first horror game: The Poacher. Posts by Karyn (phaiakia) (she/her). The professional one? And Fin (he/him). The argumentative one. www.robotsmakegames.com

A Cobb County, GA police officer used Flock to search a plate related to a child he was arrested for sexually assaulting. Multiple law enforcement agencies have ignored months of my emails and calls while this cop is not being effectively prosecuted. 🫩

In the last day, 4 different agencies have contacted me on behalf of TikTok offering me money to post content there. Are their recent user numbers really that bad to need to do this?

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our ci is lacking at the moment because we don’t have enough funding for the compute needed for better runners, but forgejo makes it really easy to set up your own runners and use them with git.gay, so there’s that!

Mass Effect was my ultimate white whale, my all-time dream project. For the last couple years I'd been in discussion w/ BioWare & EA to take on the project & as part of that I wrote close to 20 minutes of music to explore where the franchise can go next, may as well share it!

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in the real world, a company like anthropic losing $80bn in 6 months would involve insolvency teams and fraud investigations, with the c-suite removed. what the fuck kind of world are we in where you do that and it's okay to file for an IPO. if you have a pension, put it in a cash fund.

in 2026, the year of nextfest being loaded with ai games all copying another idea, epic launch their AI megajam and announce and then walk back mandating AI usage. weirdly enough, they want AI to be the future, but they stand to gain nothing from this monetarily, because royalties only kick in 1/

epic games launch SlopJam, or the Epic AI MegaJam as they would like it to be called. but we'll just call it the SlopJam. no links. it's not worth looking at. what is worth looking at is the six fingered hand on the ai generated promo.

Unreal Engine Twitter account posts:

"Vibe your way to 50K.

The 2026 Epic AI MegaJam begins Nov 12."

Followed by a picture of two hands holding pills out, one holding a red pill that says "Ship awesome games in a weekend" and one holding a blue pill that says "Wait months to prototype". The hand holding the red pull has six fingers.

EA crippled Bioware with terrible management, and now PIF and kushner's alliance have killed it off for real. i'm sorry that we're losing the next mass effect, but i'm much more sorry for everyone who's losing their jobs so EA can focus on rinsing out children with their multiplayer gacha games.

look. i'm not saying that steam has to do something about the vibe coded game slop epidemic during nextfest. i'm just saying that steam is the only one that can do something about the vibe coded game slop epidemic during nextfest.

i don't know about you, but bsky announcing that attie can now make games and websites is peak innovation. the ai gooning team in charge here posting flappy bird and tetris clones made by attie is clearly demonstrative of how agents slopping out old github code is the future.