Cat burglaries no doubt.

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You can say what you like about Gary The Gob but he works hard.

Do you all think you could all club together whilst bludgeoning people?

I think I'll stop now for a ginsters pasty.

If every time a pensioner posted their expert legal opinions on Facebook they had to pay 1p in tax that would easily fund care for the elderly.

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I learnt how to hypnotize eels way before YouTube was a sparkle in its fathers ball bag!

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Found an auld tin of mushy peas in the back of the cupboard, which I feel will go well with my pie.

Nobody else warned about it. Literally nobody. Not parliamentary committees. Not the intelligence services at home and abroad. Nope. Nobody saw Iran as a threat. Just Nigel Farage as he hurls himself on the back of a departing bandwagon with his opinion piece here.

Opinion: I’ve been warning about the Iran menace for years – but the establishment ignored me — The Telegraph

Now the Government must show the moral fortitude to stop appeasing the mullahs

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There's been an uptick in upticks recently.

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Pub again.

Bonjour.

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What I'd really like for my birthday is a Press card.

I still fancy Chrissie Hynde.

Here. Have some more... 😀

Big auld moon this evening.

Blue plaque in honour of Mott the Hoople singer #Shropshire #Salop

Blue plaque unveiled in honour of Mott the Hoople singer in Oswestry

Ian Hunter says the plaque at his birth place is an honour and he is a "Shropshire lad at heart".

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Anyone ever replaced a wireless programmer and thermostat on a Worcester Bosch combi boiler? No? Surely not. Oh, the chain wheel set has arrived.

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I was telling a friend about my silent impersonation of a Playschool character: "Jemima?".. I try.