A good spag bol needs to simmer for a good day or two.

I'm thinking spag bol for tea.

Mrs is home in a bit. I've thoroughly enjoyed having the place to myself for a week. Shame I can't have another one.

I have been struggling to find this (once seen, never forgotten). Thank you David!

David Collard@davidcollard.bsky.social · yesterday

Many people outside the UK have been asking me who Rod Liddle was. Here's Stewart Lee (from 08:53 onwards) on the man described by Fraser Nelson (former editor of The Spectator) as 'the greatest satirist since Swift.' Let this be the last word on the subject. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFt3...

I'm having a kebab for tea. Fuck it.

The tyre has perished, which I didn't notice, so the wire rim has cut through two innertubes and I have now ordered a new tyre and new inner tube. I'm fifty quid down so far and I've wasted most of the afternoon faffing about. Grrrr.

Fr Modigliani Latchico@frmo.bsky.social · yesterday

I have very much had enough of bike innertubes for this year.

Anyone know where she keeps the watercolour paints?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky...

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Stephen Forecast@sfawcs.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky...

Do Italian innertubes have pesto valves?

I must say that I'm not very good at wrapping presents at all. I'd say I lack finesse in the present wrapping area if I'm honest with myself, particularly as I'm a lazy bastard who can't be arsed.

Now I'm gonna wrap some shit up.

I'll ask one more time. Where is the fucking good stuff?

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I have a roll of shit sellotape that is as sticky as a tea towel. Where's the fucking good stuff, man?

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Three drops of rain, is it fucking worth it?

farage is set to win 72% of the vote.

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Rain, ya bastard!

Farage has started doing his photo ops in industrial estates and abandoned factories because he’s been watching The Professionals on ITV4.

#2 daughter is 21 today. It took about two weeks from when she was born.

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I still ended up getting his pants off the line!

My mum never swore, apart from the time a bus driver really fucking pissed her off.

I bet some people, I wouldn't like to say who, have been doing really middle class things all afternoon.

You see, it's this kind of stupidity that I admire. I find so few people enjoy the kinds of things I enjoy but this is right in my zone. Well done, sir. Well done!