Hunter Hammersen

@hunterhammersen.bsky.social

I knit tiny nonsense. There's also likely to be a fair bit of swearing.

Found this on the side of the road. Almost left it, but then saw that the top opened. So of course I brought it home, cleaned it up, oiled it, and replaced the knobs. And now it (briefly) looks like this. Its real use for me will be as a plant stand, but we needed the rainbow thread pic!

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Series of thoughts, more or less in order: 1: Ohhhh, pretty! 2: God fucking dammit...oh wait, there's another one on the other side...do I even actually know how to knit? 3: Hold on, I can fix it... 4: I shall now be smugly satisfied that at least my mistakes teach me to be good at fixing things.

Lovely little brioche hat...with a sneaky errorzoomed in version of the previous pic with the error circled to draw attention to itin progress pic of the other error i noticed being fixed (because apparently i was too cranky while fixing the first one to take a pic of it, but did manage to take a pic while fixing the second one)After the fix, not yet blocked, but once it is, the error will all but disappear!

I thought I was done knitting urchins. I really did. But then you see I found myself somewhere that sold beads. And I was quickly overcome. As so often happens. So now there must be at least a few more urchins. I'm sure you understand. 🧶

Photo of two knitted sea urchin shells, three real sea urchin shells, and a small tube of glass beads. All piled together on some rocks and driftwood.

I possess: 1) an eye-searingly bright pink sweater with substandard buttons (& bonus kitten guardian) 2) three options for slightly better buttons 3) plans spend tomorrow evening at one of the rare events at which this sweater would be appropriate 4) crippling indecision Help me pick! 🧶

photo of a solid black cat, sitting in loaf position atop a BRIGHT pink sweater, which is resting on my black deskphoto of the same sweater with three different button optionsclose up on the three button options. one is a large white shell button, one is a small pewter button with a floral pattern, one is a glass button with a geometric design

I have successfully done a bookshelf purge. I have 3 tall bookcases in the dining room, and between them I was able to locate 20 books that are ready to go live happier lives somewhere else. This, plus a little rearranging, led to the creation of One Empty Shelf, which I shall fill with plants.

Photo of the 20 books destined for the used book store. I am intentionally only showing the bottoms of the books because I don't want anybody to see their book in that pile and have a bad feeling, so please no one ask for the titles of the books.

All of this. Plus amazon's new return policy is traaaaash. I have to take anything I want to return to Staples, which is more than an hour of driving for me. They require this even if the item is damaged/defective. They charge for other options. This policy has cut my orders by at least 75%.

Thomas 🚀 SFF180@sff180.bsky.social · 2y ago

Important thread to read: New reason not to order books online from Amazon. And this one is especially sleazy. I also warn folks that they haven’t shipped books in sturdy boxes in a long time. They use the thinnest low-end padded mailers they can. Your book will arrive damaged, period.

The plant I thought was dying has made a bunch of new leaves. This is one of the five good feelings. Others include "happy cat on me," "excellent leftovers in the fridge for lunch," "fresh sheets," and "ooooh, I forgot I'd already done that bit, now I'm ahead of schedule."

Photo of my plant showing several new leaves

What’s the emoji for no fucking shit you reap what you sow that’s what comes from being a bunch of selfish assholes disabled people fucking told you this would happen our system wasn’t set up to handle all the chronically ill we already had now we’re gonna all fucking suffer for it we are in hell

‘Alarming’ rise in Americans with long Covid symptoms

CDC data shows nearly 18m people could be living with long Covid even as health agency relaxes isolation recommendations

theguardian.com

I've got...expansion packs for both of these patterns that talk about how you do all that nifty embroidery. They came out as exclusives for members last year, but now it's time to make them available more generally. And we need to pick which one!⁠ 🧶

photo of a sampler of embroidery stitches on knittingphoto of a sampler of embroidery stitches on knitting

I've been doing this on the blog/patreon/instagram for a while, but I want to do it here too. Every month I do a post saying “abortions are good” and send a donation to AidAccess.org (where you can order abortion pills online, even if you live somewhere with a ban, even if you’re not pregnant).

Slide with the following text:

ABORTIONS ARE GOOD!

When abortion is restricted, EVERYONE suffers, even people who want to get pregnant!

Alabama just said frozen embryos used in IVF are "extrauterine children" & that the state's wrongful death laws apply to "all unborn
children, regardless of their location." As a result, IVF clinics in Alabama don't know if they're allowed to treat patients & some have stopped IVF treatments.

At the bottom is a note saying "EVERY MONTH I USE YOUR PATRON PLEDGES TO MAKE A DONATION TO HELP PAY FOR ABORTIONS. THANK YOU."

And below that is my logo, because by god I'm more than happy to put my name and my business behind what I say.

I have PURGED THE YARN CLOSET. I did, of course, completely fail to take a before picture. But that will not stop me from reveling! The built in shelf & the white shelf used to be full of stuff, the bins themselves used to be bursting at the seams, & there had been yarn shoved between/on the bins.

Photo of my yarn closet after a big purge. It's a small bedroom closet with bifold doors, one built in shelf up top, and a white wire shelving unit with four shelves sitting inside. On the wire shelves are plastic bins full of yarn. On the built in shelf are felt bins full of photo props. It is uncharacteristically tidy, this state will not last.

Conservatives say “Project 2025” is their “Promise to America.” But from the perspective of multiracial, pluralistic democracy, it is more aptly described as an aggressive threat.   A thread, based on my new piece:   🧵1/

“Project 2025” Promises Revenge, Oppression, and Autocratic Rule

The Right’s plans for a return to power are driven by a radicalizing siege mentality and a desperate desire to restore dominance

thomaszimmer.substack.com

this is the debate. Full stop. I hope that white women finally WAKE THE FUCK UP and realize that until we say NO, this shit will continue. Our power is limitless if we choose to stand firm. Women of color have known this for years and they are showing us the way. This is the year. #VoteBlue

Moira Donegan@moiradonegan.bsky.social · 2y ago

I always appreciate @jbouie.bsky.social’s columns but I’m particularly grateful for today’s which says with lucidity and grace something I’ve been trying to say much less successfully for years. www.nytimes.com/2024/02/23/o...