Consistently disappointed that top refuses to use my slogan “not left wing, not right wing, the centre cloaca”
Kaitāia Friar
@basicbishop.bsky.social
He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.
A litre a day sounds impressive but there’s not much else to do in there and it’s mostly microplastics.
Unlike da coward Jacindo ardernt, I’m not afraid to influence an election. I will be voting green and think you all should vote green too.
Unlike da coward Jacindo ardernt, I’m not afraid to influence an election. I will be voting green and think you all should vote green too.
I know what I’m doing with my Māori votes but still open to convincing on my settler votes.
🎶Oooh slipping away from me Oooh slipping away from me And it's breaking me in two Watching you slipping away🎶
I don’t think it’s great to pose for photos with those that cause drug addiction and huge amounts of harm, but it is better to interact with members of parli if you want change to happen.
Alright I’ve been busy with da dinosaurs. what’s going on then?
How many zombies could Rob Zombie rob, if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?
Dense Tinnie Church officialy endorses Te T🔺i Toker🔺u P🔺rty 2 tix b🔺by!!
Q should rule out luxxo but not national to keep da goof going and da news flowing.
Da national party will really be like "you believe in talking to gang members? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, locking them all up" and then not locking them all up.
This just came through on the chat @basicbishop.bsky.social, can't believe you are saving your best content for twitter bro
Alright that’s enough of that. I’ll be back if u want it
Leaked photos of da priminister and police minister with patched member of gang known for paedophilia and beastiality. More to come.
