Is it weird to ask the weed man to share his location with me??
Thank you for all the birthday love!! It’s so beautiful to experience your communities love for you. A lot of people take that for granted but I never will. I love y’all so much!
So waitress is about everyone cheating?! I gagged. What you mean she got good dick and no one got consequences for the infidelity!
🌸 announcing 🌸 💫 THE BJÖRKENING 💫 an all-björk drag show in honor of the bjïrthday girl herself 🍊 SATURDAY NOV 21ST ⚡️ 9PM AT THE COLOR CLUB 🎨 tickets onsale now ⬇️
I genuinely don’t understand why white people who love theatre love slave story’s like what is the science behind that. I heard what Todricks halls Midnight was about and was instantly turned off. A slave falls in love with his master? In 2026 that’s the story we need? wtf?!
Imagine burning every bridge you have then moving as if that’ll fix the problem. If you’re rotted on the inside it’s not the environment that’s the problem, I promise.
Uber driver just gave me a pack of tissue and a protein bar. What you think he meant by that??
Someone better be continuing on my legacy by having a fresh glass of pinot grigio poured by gaggy nominated best bartender William at freshman 15 barricade tn yelling encouragements to the girls and giving @heystarrbanks.bsky.social hits of ur weed pen !!!!!
I think we need to realize that just because we have so many competitions doesn’t mean everything’s a competition. No one really cares how booked you are fr. Are you a nice person? Are your motives pure? Do you have an interesting and uniques perspective on the artform?
Reminder that a boundary isn’t “you can’t do this”. A boundary is “if you do this, I will remove myself or cease communication with you” You cannot control another person, you can only control the access someone has to you. Hard pill I know, but 🤷♀️
You know if your nose is already pointy you don’t have to put a point on your nose right?
Armani Von Paris LaRose is my drag queen of the day. Not many bitches can have 2 pre names. Does La count as a pre name? What is the actual term for a pre name?! I just looked it up so you don’t have to and it’s called a nobiliary particle.
Hey handsome we saw you from across the bar and think you may be processing your emotions a bit too publicly and making your mental illness the responsibility of everyone around you
Christa Pike is the anti Christ ns. Wym you got shot up twice and survived?!?!? That’s demonic shit 1995 worked idkkkkk
The drag race end game being talking about other drag race girls and your looks from when you were on tv 10 years ago is so sad actually. Bring back bookings and shame. Bring back real designers and photographers I’m literally so tired.
Back on the road finally! Thank you for all your messages being concerned I really appreciate it 🫶🏾💕🩰
Girl save it@itsbambibanks.bsky.social · 4w agoSooooooo our rental car broke down in Indiana! Who got weed plug in Elkhart Indiana?
Stay with that thang on me (my library card)
the mom 🐄@carlyraejepsen.gay · 4w agoeveryone should visit their local library please
Sooooooo our rental car broke down in Indiana! Who got weed plug in Elkhart Indiana?
Can’t tell if this is a quote from me or an original thought but tea
misty@mrmistress.bsky.social · 4w agoalt girl why is ur neck black