i think i tried smoking a black & mild once when i was 18. i just don't get it. i have a few more days to stick to the menthol Marlboros and Kools i'm used to, then i'm giving that up too*. 😞 *i may be a little cranky, so bear with me.
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one daughter but they all my sons in this bitch. philly
Women should not have to pay for period products
Cognitive Cunt@meelajay.blacksky.app · 3h agoEveryone has a hill they're willing to die on, what's yours?
it used to be Sean Connery, but Drake is now #1 on my list of "People I'd Hit With A Brick"
Liking shitty music is an indication of worse things about you as a person, as it's very fair to use that as the sole basis to judge someone.
Cognitive Cunt@meelajay.blacksky.app · 3h agoEveryone has a hill they're willing to die on, what's yours?
i should probably do an extra hour to compensate for showing up late today but i won't be doing that.
do you sometimes stand in the middle of your job and belt the last verse of "Defying Gravity", eyes shining with emotion as you imagine an audience of both your family and total strangers leaping to their feet, applauding wildly? or are you normal?
A lot of my fellow 40 somethings have Peter Pan syndrome. Just because you're in shape and you dye your hair and beard doesn't mean that you are still young. Especially to a 20 year old the contrast is immediately it's a Bentley pulling up next to a Chrysler 300.
BEGGING: i need to go to dollar tree and blow a bag on storage for my classroom. Anyone wanna help me? I have Cash App and PayPal if you wanna dm. First day of school is tomorrow. Thank you so much 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
i have to go do work now. i managed to log a mere 501 steps so far, and it's about to way up. sucks for me.
The 76ers will be one of the NBA’s most high-profile teams after adding LeBron James and Jaylen Brown. They're being treated as such with an opening night matchup against the Knicks, home debut vs. Cleveland and Christmas Day meeting with the Lakers. www.inquirer.com/sixers/nba-2...
Sixers open season Oct. 20 at Knicks, face Cavaliers in Philly home debut for LeBron James, Jaylen Brown
The NBA schedule-makers and TV partners gave the Sixers a number of high-profile slots, beginning on opening week.
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got my Stanley full of mojitos, and may have a salad for lunch to tempt fate. as you can tell, i don't want to be at work so let's fire up Wikipedia and read stuff about things.
Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. This is a true story.
i whistle Twisted Nerve when i want to make things a lil tense
i'll have you slurs know Season 18 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia premieres on Monday, August 17, which still qualifies as a birthday gift to me. i've threatened it many times before (and will continue to make the threat many times to come) but i really AM gonna rewatch of the whole series
Goodlord Iasip
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We need to be saying this loudly and clearly: These people have lost their fucking minds.
Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · yesterdayBanger after banger after banger in Zuckerberg’s delusional AI fever dream essay www.404media.co/mark-zuckerb...
these people keep making me do works when all i wanna do is talk shit on the phone with my sibs and look up seafood restaurants!! 😩
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When the doordash driver gets close on the little tracker
Edge's Hilarious No-Nose Face on Sky Sports
Alt: Edge during his WWE run looking back and forth. The screen has a cut eliminating the very middle so his nose is gone and you largely see his big eyes and open moith
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thought this was a stack of ducks. mallards, all the way down
Steven (with a PH)@sjksalisbury.bsky.social · yesterdayThey did it, those sons of bitches actually managed to get them in a row.
it's 1 already?? how long have i been on the phone picking beach destinations? 😂😂
if i stay one more hour today, and work a half day on Wednesday, i can make Friday an additional half day. that's 3.5 days off for my birthday.
Money Add, Then Multiply
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i get to indulge in the delicious end-of-summer warmth, then settle into the cooling autumnal weather. there really is no second choice to being born on August 15. 🤌🏽
Black Barbershop Peggy 🇯🇲@gingiesmom.bsky.social · yesterdayMe looking for Fall
been at work for 2 hours and 4 glasses of wine, and i plan to be leaving early because this is NOT FUN.
i'm glad that we, as a nation, have moved past whatever the fuck Summer Walker was talmbout that was a very gross period of time
ok, my birthday in 5 days. so far, i am thinking -- beach day, scallops for dinner, sex (with butt stuff!), and then an easy day of 'shroom tripping while binging Steven Universe, play my new records, talk, laugh and cry. plus a day to cuddle in recovery.