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Gef the Toking Mongoose

@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social

strange highness https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose https://boxd.it/7zqId

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 51m ago

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1h ago

Diddly Kong Racing
You know
It's like Diddy Kong Racing but with Ned Flanders
It's the box art for that game

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h ago

An image of a person made of puzzle pieces expect for a missing piece on the back of their head they are holding a puzzle piece that matches the mossing spot and is labeled "an expensive hobby I never follow through on"

Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 16h ago

After 6 years, you'd think the mailman and I would be friends but no. He won't even consider going to Chuck E Cheese with me

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h ago

Giving my partner an animal that has the head of a man, the body of a lion and the tail of a scorpion because its romanticore

zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 4h ago

Does my phone feel when i touch it?@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 2h ago

i eat all of my meals facing a mirror directly and making eye contact the entire time in complete silence

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h ago

Me every day at work

Still from the television show Beavis and Butt-Head showing the titular leads sitting on their couch with Butt-Head speaking. Text reads "This sucks more than anything that has sucked before."

An Erin @dragonkittyrawr.bsky.social · 2h ago

A black and white photo of Tony Shaloub and a parrot from the 1998 movie Paulie.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

Computer screens in old movies @cpu-screens.bsky.social · 3d ago

Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterday

Mods are asleep post rare Shaloubs

Tony Shaloub looking like Neo from the Matrix with 90s era round sunglasses on his nose while he peers ahead seriously

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterday

building an effigy of you and then treating it really nice and giving it tons of presents

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterday

Being ace is seeing people on here talking about "bouncing on it" and assuming they mean a trampoline

orcus @goblin.news · yesterday

if it’s ok I would like to just sit here with my eyes closed listening to sounds

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2h ago

when it rains it pours

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4h ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a meerkat is seated and speaking to the “camera” in an interview style. The meerkat says with an intensity, “nobody knows the real story. I was there.” Panel 2: another dramatic Netflix documentary interview style shot of the meerkat. It continues, “it’s a cult.” Panel 3: title card on a prairie landscape which reads, “MEERKAT MANOR: Tunnel of Lies”

@kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3h ago

self portrait on cement , circa today

2 drops of water & a downturned cherry stem that felt like i was looking in a mirror, tbqh 😩

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterday

Professionals wrestler Ultimo Dragon holding and wearing ten championship belts and smiling. Ultimo Dragon is labeled "Me" and each belt is labeled with a mental health problem

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · yesterday

NIMBY and YIMBY always sounded like two sibling trickster gods that gnomes or some shit worship

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h ago

Look how small the ears are on this bunny in my front yard

A small brown rabbit on the pavement walk of my front yard it has very small ears on the top of its head

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h ago

Promo shot of Professional wrestler Bret the hitman Hart wearing his trademark shades with his hands extended while smiling a cartoon burger has been placed in his hands

Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 4h ago

Consider my birds

Chloe Cumming@chloecumming.bsky.social · 3d ago

Some more of my boids for your eyes www.chloecumming.com/birds

m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 3mo ago

going around the party asking everyone if they know how to lift the curse

RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · yesterday

Coming this fall - MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments! Just over two months until brand new episodes with Mike and The Bots! Pre-order all four today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Digital Release Dates for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 5h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h ago

There is a deranged looking man covered in blood, holding a bloody sack and breathing heavily. Two other men pass by. One says "hey man, we're gonna call 911." The bloodied man says "steamed hams." The man who was about to call the police says "oh shit. you know The Simpsons? Never mind. you're cool."

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3w ago

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Bart and Milhouse looking into a cave with flashlights. Text reads
"-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool."

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 6h ago

Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 6h ago

Omg I made the bond girl already. I like to annoy my sister with shit I make lol