today's mode: Nirvana Indian Whisky My Friendly Neighborhood game

it's rough. i developed quite the little drinking problem

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔@thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 2h ago

The idea of having in-laws already makes me anxious. Having nonBlack in-laws??

my officemate gave me another early birthday present OMG you guys 🥹 it's so lovely

Def Jam is having a $10 sale & a $19.99 sale. Couple of classics are up there, esp on the $19.99 side New vinyl folk, this is a good start. You might wanna save this in your favs or bookmark it because they update it every few months. defjamshop.com/collections/...

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i've done it. i was on a self-imposed deadline and wanted to git 'er done by the time i was 23.

Eve On The Shelf ™️@damnek.blacksky.app · 19h ago

Unfortunately I would marry someone I’ve only known for a short time. I do things for the plot

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

low-impact dinners: an enormous bowl of pasta salad (Hers), and a pot of ramen (His). chopped a cooked chicken breast and fried a couple eggs to serve atop or alongside. i had wine.

always curtains for zoosha, never let's hire an interior designer to weave a cohesive story for zoosha

how's that medicine taste? your own flavored?

i've had Patti Lupone hollering in my head all day youtu.be/dtA-juh3rf4

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Here’s the tiny desk Hadestown performance- it has the ‘ur early, I missed ya’ exchange lol m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwD...

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they came today and installed a new bannister and handrail on my staircase. it's ugly.

mortuary science

Your conscience@carrdiganbutton.blacksky.app · 2d ago

If you had to pivot careers right now, what field/industry would you go into?

cramps aren't letting me be great, but Instacart is! $19.99 later, BC should be on my doorstep by the time i get home.

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"Nicole Russell is a columnist at USA TODAY and a mother of four who lives in Texas."

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

i don't recall exactly when it happened, but i was shocked to realize some men actively pay attention to what women wear. (conversely, i was similarly surprised to learn women pay attention to what men wear beyond "is it dirty? does it have holes? does it fit?")

Jutoxicwanton@jutoxicwan.bsky.social · 4d ago

I love a woman who puts that shit on

my bedtime shows don't go past 1989* *the rare 90's Columbo episodes notwithstanding

i be trying to mute the keyboard-smash names from these shows i don't watch but some of y'all can't spell so it gets through anyway 🫠

here to remind you that monday is a social construct and one we can all band together to reject

not entirely sure, but i think i saw a spider scuttle off my weed tray. i decide to simply pass away.

anyways. i might put on that Lucky show and let my brain slowly shutdown until sleep takes me.

i'll be in the kitchen for two straight hours preparing a lovely meal, and by the time it's done i've lost any appetite just from being around it too long. smelling food after it's done cooking is possibly the worst thing to happen to me.

my kid randomly sings 'Queen of the Night aria' from The Magic Flute, just for funsies and it's so lovely to hear.

i tend to forget people use their own photos as phone wallpaper. i admire the commitment.

i, personally, do not. and not even on no "who gon be the boys?!" shit the clothes are UGLY. Tom Hardy trucker hat ugly.

🎂8.17_🪩Niggagalatic_Ass_🍈🍈Titty_Ass_🖕🏾Trill_Ass_🥷🏾Dawg_Ass_Tricey@bettyassme.bsky.social · 3d ago

Do y'all all not like men bedazzled clothes?

it's silent as a grave in this room since the plates got brought out

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the chicken is nearly parmed

my face, or my singing voice. or being very smart. or super funny. you're spoiled for choice, tbh

#BlackAugust🌻@backwoodsweetie.blacksky.app · 3d ago

What do you often get complimented on? For me .. it's my smile, my hair, or my phone lol

Fells its time to out down the bling bling jeans and put on a polo!

never finding out how the sentence ends because a bottle is already flying through the air with the greatest of ease >>>

Good Gaudy Baldy@beastboywonder.blacksky.app · 3d ago

“You look like a temu version of-“ is never a good thing. Don’t let them play in your face.