This is known as the teenage subjunctive mood
Teenagers. They’re a treat.
Tim Bale
@timbale.bsky.social
Professor of Politics at Queen Mary University of London & author of The Conservative Party after Brexit: Turmoil and Transformation (now out in paperback). The bits and pieces I do for websites and newspapers turn up eventually at https://proftimbale.com
This is known as the teenage subjunctive mood
Teenagers. They’re a treat.
incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
Seconded - by any of us who've had to deal with this stuff!
The government, banks, utilities and similar services MUST make it easier for those with Power of Attorney to manage stuff online. I find I'm having to do a lot of stuff by phone. It's like being back in the 90s except without the 90s infrastructure to help.
I read a fair number of these and my overwhelming takeaway is this unanswered question: why do you hate your socially liberal voters so, so much? We’re a fairly harmless bunch and we’ve contributed tonnes in tax etc. It absolutely baffles me.
Every piece I read from the ex-Starmer crew has the same flavour- a bleeding over of their distaste for other more socially liberal colleagues in the Labour Party, which has been retro-fitted into an entire explanation for how politics should work, even as it failed when actually tested.
Just back from watching. Beautifully shot and scored. All three sisters were great, and most of the cast were fine too. Script was never going to live up to Emma Thompson's, obviously. Two or three plot changes that drove me and Mrs Tim (total Austen-devotee) round the bend. See what you think.
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters October 16
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Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
Had a UKRI funded grant proposal rejected at the "AI triage stage". "This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review." 🧪 #academicsky
25 September sees the release of a new adaptation of Sense and Sensibility. To brush up on all things Jane Austen, why not listen to our podcast, Jane Austen's Paper Trail? Listen now: tcnv.link/VaO2WLz
"The party is rather like a computer which has been programmed to beat humans at chess: it is getting better and better at the game, all the while being incapable of understanding why it is playing in the first place."
The Liberal Democrats are Britain’s pointless party
They are getting better at politics but have lost their purpose
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“I believe that the private sector, the people with private wealth, have been disenfranchised". Agree. The government really should allow them to vote like anyone else - and as for preventing them doing so for the rest of their lives when they move offshore: that is utterly disgraceful. 🙄
Peter Hargreaves: Britain cannot afford to lose more ‘big taxpayers’
Lancashire-born entrepreneur who co-founded Hargreaves Lansdown says people with private wealth ‘have been disenfranchised’
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🎵 You were workin' as a tankie in a lesbian bar / When I purged you 🎵
Maybe I’m just stupid, but I genuinely do not understand what is going on around here anymore and frankly doubt I ever knew as much I thought I did.
I have a new paper out today on what Andy Burnham needs to do to achieve “the biggest council housebuilding programme since the post-war period”. A coherent (I hope) to-do list, explaining the contingencies and pre-empting potential missteps. Do read the paper in full, but here's a 🧵
NEW REPORT | The Government wants the biggest council housebuilding programme since the post-war period. Our new briefing sets out what it will take to make that ambition deliver in cities. 🔗https://buff.ly/FwsVDQJ
I’ve just realised I’m not English. My mother’s Irish, my father’s English, so that makes me some kind of half breed mongrel even though I was born here over 63 years ago. Or does having a white face make everything thing ok?
Going to be teaching it again this year. If anyone knows the best way to encourage hard-up students to stump up for textbooks these days, let me know! I’m going with, “You’ll use this for eleven weeks so it’s only same price as one big Greggs coffee a week - and you can flog it secondhand later.”
Oh, we're still on the "significantly reformed EU" nonsense are we? Like the UK has the power to dictate terms as a returning hero or some such? Same EU as per the last 40 years at least. Be part of it or not. Full stop. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I mean, what is wrong with these people? Have they not got enough to do or something?
"I had seen enough. Against the advice of my remote interlocutor, I unbuckled my seatbelt, pushed the passenger door open, and fled into the 38C Dallas heat. Behind me, the agents continued to remonstrate with the recalcitrant vehicle." 😂👏
What to do when your Waymo holds up a Secret Service motorcade
Stranded in six-lane traffic, surrounded by agents, my autonomous vehicle refused to budge
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"There are two possibilities here. The big rich countries suffered a drop in the quality of leaders at around the same time. Or voters became harder to please. Neither suggestion is absurd but it should be clear which is more plausible." Great column (oh, and great illustration, too)
The west does not have a leadership problem
If Friedrich Merz and almost everyone else is unpopular, perhaps governments aren’t the issue
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England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
Jacob Rees-Mogg, the most stereotypically Tory conservative man of the 21st Century, responded to Suella Braverman with a long-form video criticizing her position and rejecting a race-based theory of Englishness, and in response has been ratioed by the increasingly feral British online far-right.
From Defoe’s ‘True Born Englishmen’: Thus from a mixture of all kinds began, That het'rogeneous thing, an Englishman: In eager rapes, and furious lust begot, Betwixt a painted Britain and a Scot. Whose gend'ring off-spring quickly learn'd to bow, And yoke their heifers to the Roman plough: 1/3
I mean, what is wrong with these people? Have they not got enough to do or something?
There's much that can be criticised about Suella's mad position, but nobody who thinks this actually 'supports the England football team'.
The British right has now descended to the point where 'the England team are not English' is becoming the consensus position