Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
I was thinking the other day that we haven't really talked about how Mojtaba Khamenei is obviously just a brain in a jar at this point.
IRAN'S PRESIDENT SAYS INTERACTION WITH COUNTRY'S SUPREME LEADER IS 'VERY DIFFICULT' CURRENTLY
"Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband, recently appointed to the role by the new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, meets Secretary of State Rubio in Washington" is one of those lines that would sound perfectly plausible to anyone in 2015, but explaining the intervening period would give them an aneurysm.
I've done a bit of a Wikiwalk about this and had the amazing revelation that one of the French agents behind the bombing later became a wildlife photographer and had one of his photos published under a pseudonym in a calendar for...Greenpeace. Most of them had been sold by the time they realised.
The Deputy Head of DGSE picking at his overcooked chicken supreme as he waits to hear if he'll get a Lifetime Achievement Award for the Rainbow Warrior.
Properly gone at the idea of having this awarded like a corporate award gigs in one of those massive but soulless business hotel ballrooms, with Romesh Ranganathan hosting.
British foreign intelligence agency ranked top in Europe in Ballon d'Or and Eurovision-inspired competition www.civilserviceworld.com/professions/...
I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed
Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:
the whole 'nothing has gotten better' discourse is of course fucking stupid in a million ways, but I just wanted to note that average dog lifespan in the United States has increased by two years since 2000.
Some more photos. This is the second custom watch I've assembled as a wedding gift. Much like the case itself (bought in 2024 a lost in the post until last year), it's a belated one
Been sent a tremendously kind and exceptionally on-brand wedding present from the wonderful @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social!
As I reach my mid-thirties this looms large indeed. "From now on, more and more of what you do in your life will be a waste of time. You sit in a sportscar but you look like a worm on a diamond." www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBEo...
'Middle aged Men'-Armando Iannucci Shows
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The whole series is excellent, I think it's the best thing he has ever done, frankly. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arm...
One of those pieces that everyone knows from cartoons whilst the rest of the work has been almost entirely forgotten, which is a shame, because the main character in the operetta is called "Bürgermeister Bums".
BBC Radio 3 Essential Classics Now Playing Franz von Suppé, Vienna Philharmonic & Lorenzo Viotti Leichte Kavallerie: Overture
"Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Want To Get Off" doesn't really hit as a joke anymore because it seems like a far more logical subject for a musical than half the stuff off the West End at this point.
“The current economic climate has resulted in lower than expected ticket sales” www.rollingstone.co.uk/music/trains...
Been sent a tremendously kind and exceptionally on-brand wedding present from the wonderful @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social!
My wife keeps taking the piss out of me for having a glass of milk before I go to bed and saying that I’mlike a six year old but the joke is on her because it just means I will have strong healthy bones and I’m a good boy.
The worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
"It's the first thing I've ever created that I'd like to go on forever". Ricky Gervais introduces Alley Cats, his new animated sitcom which launches on Netflix on Friday. www.comedy.co.uk/tv/alley-cat...
Madam. Every time you check your watch, I start the eulogy again.
I want to say Late Soviet America but then I remember that Reagan was older than Andropov and Chernenko.
Republican Congresswoman Kay Granger has passed away at age 83. Reports show that she was in an assisted living facility during the final months of her time in office.
I want to say Late Soviet America but then I remember that Reagan was older than Andropov and Chernenko.
Republican Congresswoman Kay Granger has passed away at age 83. Reports show that she was in an assisted living facility during the final months of her time in office.
"CBP-*" has full on ended me. You'd have thought he'd get to be Non-Inscrits as well.
UK, Clacton national parliament by-election, Survation poll: Farage (REFORM~NI): 73% (+27) Count Binface (CBP-*): 20% (new) Fox (RECLAIM-*): 2% (new) +/- vs. 2024 election Fieldwork: 16-24 July 2026 Sample size: 502 ➤ europeelects.eu/uk
Just finished reading King of Kings (about the fall of the Shah) and I really can recommend it. It came out last year but it's exceptionally timely given the current crisis in the Gulf, all the more so considering that the Americans seem to have learnt very little since.
A superb read, this. I hadn't realised that Arday had enlisted Carter-Ruck to try and spike a story about him by the Times Higher Education (getting Carter-Fuck should automatically mark you out as being a wrong 'un). This goes far beyond one person, as it always does.
Some notes by little me on recent, hugely damaging, shamefully shameless events at Cambridge University. rorywaterman.substack.com/p/notes-on-a-cambridge-debacle If you read only one article about what has happened, try the new piece by Lanre Bakare in the Guardian, linked in my blog post.
Some notes by little me on recent, hugely damaging, shamefully shameless events at Cambridge University. rorywaterman.substack.com/p/notes-on-a-cambridge-debacle If you read only one article about what has happened, try the new piece by Lanre Bakare in the Guardian, linked in my blog post.
Notes on a Cambridge Debacle
I’ve written this very hastily, but there are a few things I’d like to get off my chest and the situation seems to be evolving quickly. Pleze ekscus eny leters getin in the rong plaices etc.
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Just very confidently explained to someone that Paddy McGuinness was the former deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland. "Let the Sinn see the Féin."
This person is a 1st Amendment supporter which I am surprised about given that it does allow the government to declare a State of Emergency during a "time of war" even if the war in question is one in which the state is a non-belligerent.