Solandis The Knight

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Watched Hundreds of Beavers! Holy shit that movie is really fucking funny. It's a goddamn live-action Looney Tunes-esque extravaganza and it's an absolute delight all the way through. Big fan! Might actually have to buy that movie physically!

Rewatched Roadhouse! Still fun! Still one of the horniest movies I've ever seen. Definitely one of the most "dude movie" movies I've ever seen. Having full knowledge that it's DEFINITELY based on the Ken McElroy case does certainly increase my fondness for the ending.

Watched the Japanese cut of Johnny Mnemonic! I liked it! Always enjoy some cyberpunk stuff. It's a strange movie. Because I really don't have much to say on it. It just sorta happens, and you go "Okay!" I think any bad rap it's gotten is undeserved.

Oh right. I watched Stallone's Oscar (the movie) Pretty enjoyable! I don't think it deserved the thrashing it got at the time. I do think it's like a 6/10, but I really respect and enjoy how hard it commits to its jokes. It's just a fun movie. Good for a chill evening w/ pals.

Watched Stargate (1994)! I don't have much to say about it. It was fine. It's one of those movies that I think influenced a lot of works I like, and those works basically did everything it does but better. So it felt pretty mediocre. Maybe I'll watch the shows one day.

Alert to all Yaeno Muteki and Gold City players! After much data gathering it appears both of these Umas benefit disproportionately from Auto Training! Why? Too complicated to explain in one post! But give it a try! You'll be gobsmacked at the results!

Oh right. I watched The Last Starfighter again. Still holds up! I'll admit: I had, over time, convinced myself the movie was...longer? Denser? I dunno. I definitely thought I only remembered "the greatest hits" as it were. But it turns out that's just the whole movie. It's fun!

Y'know a thing I always want in FE? I've always wanted those Trial Map characters you unlock after beating the game multiple times to be recruitable in the Campaign after you unlock them. With their own supports and changes to the story? I think that'd be pretty fun.

Starchaser: The Legend of Orin! Very strange movie. Lotta clear... Uh. "Inspirations" in it. But also a lot of shit in it that I recognize from the future? So was it more influential than I think? Or did it copy even older stuff I don't know? I liked it a lot though.

Among the hundreds of discs I've had over my life I don't think I've ever had one die of disc rot. Far more likely for them to die from accumulating scratches, general wear and tear, Or getting stepped on because one of my siblings can't be bothered to NOT leave them on the floor.

G-Saviour is uh... It really does feel like a made-for-tv movie proof of concept for a live-action Gundam tv show And it did NOT prove the concept. Besides some amusing costuming decisions and ambitious camerawork, it's mostly just very dull and uninteresting. Quite sad.

Been seeing a lot of bad game opinions lately, which is giving me an inflated ego. So to keep myself humble, I have to say one of my bad gaming opinions. I'm the kind of guy who LOVES Tokimeki Memorial 3 and HATES Vagrant Story. And anything you can deduce from that is probably correct.

Alright, well it's been going on long enough and now that I've got an appointment to deal with it I should probably say something. I somehow fucked up my ear real bad and won't be able to stream until that's fixed. Plus I'm still dealing with the repair stuff It's a real time.

We all know choco-mint enjoyers are a repressed people. But spare a thought to the humble mint enjoyer who is forced to endure the pain and suffering of the horrid chocolate chip in order to enjoy 99% of readily available minty treats. It was me. I'm the one suffering.

Beat Tomb Raider 1. Pretty good! Still holds up I'd say. Though, it's also clear they had zero clue how to balance the game. So I had tons of unused resources even though I missed like half the secrets in the game. I hope Tomb Raider gets more bio-horror someday.

Masters of the Universe is a movie I quite enjoyed! Overall I'd say it's probably like a 7/10 and I hope they make 20 of these movies and a 300 episode cartoon. The movie is at its best when it treats its incredibly weird world with absolute sincerity. Which is less often than you'd like.

Haha~ Y'know a fun thing about water damage is that once you start trying to remove it you're almost guaranteed to discover increasing amounts of it; to the point where you wonder if your house, much like the human body, is ALSO 60% water.