I'm 100% on board with making adjustments that benefit the environment. Also, paper straws are disappointing.
Sarah Benchley
@strangeweather3.bsky.social
Currently unemployed writer. Gymnerd. Antifascist. Maker of typos. Collector of dust. Occupied Duwamish Territory. "Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"
Jerry Mitchell on @joyannreid.bsky.social said, "ku klux klan" it sounded like he said "ku klux klowns." I told my daughter that that sounded like a film by Rob Zombie. She said it sounded like juggalos if they were all Nazis.
Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
Alt: Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
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Have you heard the good news of our Lord and Savior, Cheeses??
Having grown up in Seattle in a ride-or-die @mariners.com family, I once had the opportunity to sit in really nice seats near the press box bc my friend has money. (1)
I just watched a guy drop his whole bubble tea. I feel so bad for him!!
Every time I get a fundraising text from @gluesenkampperez.house.gov, I want to throw my phone across the room.
Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest
Alt: Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest
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Layered up and still freezing. Fuck fall.
Bundling Up for the Cold
Alt: Bundling Up for the Cold
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I dreamed I was throwing up my own hair and no one would help me.
Dreamed I went to a workshop retreat. @franifio.bsky.social was there. We made friends and were drinking Jagermeister on the beach before dinner.
Talk Like a Pirate Day and National Gymnastics Day 2026!!
Sheep Shaggers In the FBI is the name of my punk band.
This asshole backed his SUV up to the front of the store and has been idling his engine there for the last 20 minutes. I want to tell him to take his exhaust and shove it up his arse but that would be bad customer service.
Having a breakfast burrito delivered to my work costs $40.
The people I've learned the most about Zionism and anti-Zionism from are anti-Zionist Jews. Shana tova, my loves. Thank you for teaching me.
September 11, 2001. I'd just turned 22. My daughter was 4. I had to go to work at one of my 3 PT jobs. I was 🍇d 4 days later. I lost one of my jobs for no-call-no-show the next day. My bf left me to stay friends w my 🍇ist. The bottom fell out of absolutely everything in those few days.
The last thing I remember after going under anesthesia was asking the caregiver, "what's the difference between a stretcher and a gurney??" I needed answers.
We got that money because one of our parents died, you addled bint!!
Grandboy is a book lover but I think @jysexton.bsky.social might be a skosh over his head at this juncture. Haha.
My daughter is rocking my grandson to sleep singing Islands In the Stream. 🤗
It's Labor Day and I'm house-sitting. Kids are playing outside and the smell of cookout is in the air. More things that remind me that not everything sucks, not everyone is awful, and there is still good in the world.
Spent a few minutes this morning playing with my grandson, singing "the grandmas on the floor go stretch, stretch, stretch." And then we played with a toy car. My cup runeth over.
The world is on fire and a lot of things totally suck right now, but it's my grandson's 1st birthday today. Reminds me that good still exists and there are things to be happy about.
Something I haven't thought about in a long time: when I was 7 I loved Vincent Price.
Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
Alt: Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
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My friend driving her hot rod around Pioneer Square while I hang out the window singing Islands In the Stream at the top of my lungs. #AboutLastNight
Dear Les Schwab, Your advertising has made me hate the song Drivin' My Life Away. I'm mad at you for that.
There are people in the world that when something of theirs breaks they can just get it fixed. I am not one of those people.
Sitting in a diner eating fries and waiting for my car to get fixed. Reading @wajali.bsky.social, thinking about people that don't like "foreigners," and wondering to myself . . . If there aren't people in the kitchen shouting in a language other than English, what are you even doing w your life??
