It's $3 for a lighter. I thought that was a thing you found in your friend's back seat and forgot to give back.
Sarah Benchley
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Currently unemployed writer. Gymnerd. Antifascist. Maker of typos. Collector of dust. Occupied Duwamish Territory. "Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"
A lady just walked past me with big fake books and a big fake butt and long fake hair and looked at me like she's seen a big witch. To her credit, that's mostly true. Haha
Why are we reading people's personal journals all the time now?? I swear, I'm about to put fire to some paper because I don't want to have shit I wrote down in confidence years ago being brought up in court. This is some weird, intrusive bullshit.
This is a @katiephang.bsky.social appreciation post because she's a fucking rock star.
Advice for watching the shooting in Seattle: don't listen to anything Jonathan Choe or anyone that cavorts with him. About anything. Any time. Ever.
Well, shit. Yesterday I was thinking I'd mosey on down to the Bite of Seattle and today I decided not to. I'm so pissed off now. I hate this so much!!
@meidastouch.com J Tarlov is a fucking joke. She doesn't want to lose her fascist friends like Jesse Watters, whom she calls "my Jesse." He's a grown-ass man and she wipes his ass on TV bc he's like a toddler and she wants to stay friends with him. She's known him for a long time. Fuck off!!
I'm one of the only people I know that has never been married. I'm also one of the only people I know that has never been divorced.
I needed a pair of swim goggles so I bought a pair of aviator goggs on the cheap. I showed them to my mom and she called me Jow Biden. Hahahaha!! I can't. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe Biden Wins: Sunglasses On
Alt: Joe Biden Wins: Sunglasses On
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The President of the United States of America is a Convicted Rapist.
I think my little grandson should be Jimothy for Halloween. He's short, he's round, and he's on the ground. Hahaha.
jimothy
Alt: Jimothy the Raccoon, in Seattle
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I'm curious how the adult elite gymnasts pay for gymnastics. The whole reason why I in my 20s quit was because it was too expensive; I couldn't afford it anymore. I still can't afford it, years later.
I'm reading Alice Wong's book, Year Of the Tiger, and I feel like she would have gotten a huge kick out of Jimothy.
My takeaway from that speech is that we are headed down the road of Trump trying to outright rig elections. It probably won't work, but he's going for it.
@franifio.bsky.social Re: flashing. I once flashed my friend at a local pro wrestling match. I thought no one noticed but her, until one of the wrestlers said something about it in the ring. It was the silliest thing and I may never stop laughing about it. Caught!!
I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you
Why does ICE and CBP think it's okay to condemn fleeing suspects to the death penalty with no trial? It’s summary executions and state sanctioned murder
Well, shit.
Roger Parloff@rparloff.bsky.social · 3w agoAfter Trump's interim US Atty passed 120d mark & Trump failed to nominate anyone for post, the WD Wash bench appointed Roger Rogoff. Then White House fired him within hours. Rogoff "considering all [his] legal options." Per @benjaminpenn.bsky.social news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and...
@wajali.bsky.social Who is going to win the whole damn thing at the World Cup: Lamine Yamal's little brother or Erling Haaland's taxidermied raccoon??
Adam Driver About To Eat Nachos
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I looked dumpy as hell but this sweet, adorable young Russian girl in the parking lot told me she loves my cute style. Girls' girls will make your day, man. 🤗
Ken Paxton's girlfriend looks like she went to the Botox store and said, "make me look like @mizzwelch.bsky.social," and the esthetician secretly hates her.
IVE BEEN INFORMED THESE SUBTITLES ARE FOR SOPRANOS. SOPRANO TELETUBBIES.
Atla Hrafney@atlathewriter.bsky.social · 7mo agoIn the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
Feels big a tad jealous of all the places that are warm right now. Apparently everywhere but here is a scorching sweatbox. There has to be something between the 1000° that it is in other places and the 56° that it is here.
Girl from hs, in hs: Wow, the Spice Girls sing in English real good for not being American. Is heroin bad?? Girl from hs, now: Vaccines are poison. Vaccinated people shed on my kids. Masks are bacterial face diapers. Why does my family keep making me go to the psychiatric unit??
"I like my men like I like my hair: out of my face."
My mother woke up from a nap with a start because in her dream she was being arrested for post carding: sending postcards reminding people to vote in their upcoming elections.
