fish want me women fear me

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liyu (鲤鱼). he/him. illustrator & dilettante. i am not a fish in a human suit.

operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency me: nc3 operator: excuse me sir? me: nc3 operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess? me: yeah operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6 me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me operator: what do i do then me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up

Portfolio update : The Mirror of Pride "She's been following me for several days; I only see her at dusk. She always stays about ten paces away. When I confront her, she claims to be my shadow. I then asked her if I was her light. She replied that I was confusing my pride with her patience."

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