ISN’T HE A HOTTIE??

Happy Birthday to an amazing friend and my favorite fake boyfriend ♥️ @galacticagay314.bsky.social

Be my wedding date? 💕

Was a good pull day 💪🏻

Leg Day 🤝🏻 Valentine’s Day

Nighttime gym sesh with @galacticagay314.bsky.social 💪🏼

I really do be forgetting about this app. 🫤

First day back in two months and my legs are jello 🫠

We need four day work weeks cause five days ain’t it.

a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "

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Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today 😒

I haven’t slept good in over a week and it’s starting to take its toll on me mentally 🫩

Unfortunately I’m neither in California or Toronto, so if you see someone using my pics on Sniffies please report 🤗

Between my best friend coming over with her 1 year old and now my coworker announcing her pregnancy, the baby fever is real 😩

Stress is literally going to be the death of me. 🫠

Idk how to separate myself from work. I’m literally laying here wide awake stressing about assignments I have and I can’t turn my brain off.

Took my mom and my aunts to see Christmas lights tonight 🤗

On FT with @iamderekh.bsky.social and he took a work call and that f*g-cent disappeared REAL quick 😂

Now accepting applications for little spoon 👉🏻👈🏻

It snowed! 🥰

Anyways! 😂 not to be a Debbie Downer. Happy Thanksgiving 🧡

Maybe it’d be different if I had nieces or nephews or a husband/kids of my own but that’ll never happen so oh well 🥲

Jacob@galacticagay314.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I feel like as I’ve gotten older and lost family the holidays just seem emptier/less special than they did as a kid.

I feel like as I’ve gotten older and lost family the holidays just seem emptier/less special than they did as a kid.

You know what makes me irrationally upset? People that mumble when leaving a voicemail. Can barely make out their name, can’t decipher the address they’re giving me, “uhhhmm”-ing through what they’re asking for. Like damn speak up! 🗣️

Welp, guess it’s a grind my morning wood into my bed kinda morning 🫦

Had a discussion with my parents about moving to Chicago and it didn’t go well. 🙃

In unrelated news, I suddenly need a bottom 🥴

Jacob@galacticagay314.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Had a dream I was laying some pipe and then woke up on top of my cuddle pillow. 🫢 still hard.

Had a dream I was laying some pipe and then woke up on top of my cuddle pillow. 🫢 still hard.

This has felt like the longest week ever 🫩

The whole relationship back and forth plot line is so tired though. Like season 3 and they’re STILL arguing about divorce.

Jacob@galacticagay314.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Okay I’m hooked.