Nick from Portland
@nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
What’re the rules about posting ass on Hevy? It’s leg day. So I feel like my excuse is legitimate.
Btw making extensive efforts to avoid eye contact at the gym when we’ve already had sex like three times feels way weirder than just awkwardly waving.
it’s hump day so @nickpdx.bsky.social can you please show us your perfect bum pleaseeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺
I think I was trying to reassure a woman in the front row that I was only joking when I said I 💩’ed on a guys 🤌
“Are you a top or a bottom?” I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash. (Bottom.)
I was hoping life would be a little more “hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid” and a little less “my world’s on fire, how about yours?”
I actually meal-prepped my lunches for the week and not a single one of you gave me a kiss on the forehead.
me, recieving one (1) email at my job: “this is my 13th reason why.”
Jaqueline Baqueline taking some time to herself is so important.
whatever happened to cute boys texting me pictures of their dick just for fun?
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Social battery short circuiting and emotionally spiraling since yesterday.
Dear Madeline Kahn, You would have made an excellent Mary Todd Lincoln in “Oh Mary!”
Doing crosswords on the couch with my coffee if anyone wants to come play with my hair and scratch the back of my neck.
Question: how does the rocket money app make ya know money?
Suddenly all these gays can afford to travel to Amsterdam for world pride but not to buy your drink when they use you to cut in line at the bar?
We’ve lost some of the greatest minds of our generation to being annoying on the internet…
f*nger me til my shaking breaks it off. or whatever ariana is singing about.
Call me the Trojan Horse the way I’m smuggling soldiers into this party.
hahahaha being the single friend strikes again when tonight’s a double date that you’re not involved in.