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finding myself obsessed with second-screening people playing minecraft for the first time. not because it's minecraft specifically, but because it's /minecraft/ — an incredibly complicated (and jank) game that is wildly popular yet somehow staggeringly bad at explaining almost anything about itself
i never know what anyone is on about when they say this. 57 is too cold, 89 is too hot. 0 is you die of exposure
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · yesterdayI'm sorry but Fahrenheit is just such a good temperature system, it's always exactly how a person feels. 0 is too cold, 100 is too hot, the surface of the sun is 9999
the minecraft mod ecosystem is so funny man. watching people in Guy Who's Never Played's chat suggesting he NEEDS optifine, so i'm looking at it and it boasts features like "clear water!" as if water opacity were some kind of graphical bug and not a deliberate gameplay decision
me: how do you detect a player internet: you can detect most mobs with a pufferfish contraption me: no, no. how do you detect a player, and not another thing internet: oh, with the sculk sensor you can detect any mob at all me:
yesterday i saw costco selling what appeared to be a pokémon-themed advent calendar reader, yesterday was the sixth of august. the war on christmas does not go well
i had a dream where i was following some instructions to check that dbus was installed (???) and one of the final tests was a command that would tell you if deleting a directory tree would make your drive faster or slower (?????)
went for a twilight walk and we were serenaded by 1 million leaf bugs all clicking at one another. took a while but we found one and said hi also saw like half a dozen little bats flutter overhead which was pretty cool
ah yes, person following 171,000 accounts, i'm sure you followed *me* because you like my posts so much
i think we can all agree that the second-best time machine design is the austin powers spiral thing. it /is/ limited by the fact that you apparently need to have one at the arrival time at well, but interestingly enough that actually puts it in the same class as the contraption from primer,
hmm last time we played minecraft we went way out into the wilderness trying to find a patch of the new sulphur stuff so now if i play i'm just in the middle of nowhere and if i try to go home i'm stranding people who aren't playing
went to ren faire! saw a deer faun guy, with like fursuity pants plus ears, really cool outfit. also saw the fourth doctor. bought a pocketwatch that is presumably enchanted somehow so i'll be figuring that out in the near future
Use this simple 31-word phrase to make your enemies rue the day they decided to cross you slow.news.day/clickbait
> Expected identifier after "." for attribute access. thanks godot i know that which is why i was waiting for you to suggest a few
*chortles* oh you saw the movie? that's cute. i read the book. no, not the translation. the original, thank you. in high school latin class. i remember there was a cyclops that's about it
patreon, like everything else, has a mobile site. there is no reason to use an app for anything, an app is just a worse web browser. everyone please stop installing apps on your phone. apps are useless you can do it with Mozilla Firefox and they have adblock on there
doc@docseuss.bsky.social · 6mo agoI'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me
whoops i pressed enter instead of ctrl-enter on my stream announce bleat. well guess what you missed everyone
Damn, Kris... I can't believe there's a Dark World even in this endocrinologist's office...
incredible milestone: understood a japanese artist's caption. granted the caption was これはうし and it was art of a cow person so not exactly advanced stuff but, ok, listen,
i sure am getting cloudflare's "you have been blocked" screen a lot lately, due to my highly suspicious behavior of "clicking on a link"
idly watching Some Guy's "minecraft but i haven't played it very much" series and ok so he had an unenchanted iron sword but upgraded to a diamond sword with bane of arthropods ii from a villager trade, and he seemed to like it and enjoyed how good it was against spiders. but
other 30-somethings: ohhh im so old. gif from last crusade. gif from freaky friday. gif of matt damon's glamor wearing off me: wow i'm higher level than many of my friends, how cool is that *casts fireball*
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WARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS
