Doug

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I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"

why does every snowclone of "creepy or wet" frame its two options as a dichotomy of a good vs bad outcome. i don't think op wanted to go to a gym that was creepy OR wet

This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now

not a macro guy but i think i speak for all of us when i say that every man wants to see a woman control like 100 units in a rts without breaking a sweat at least once (leaning into my whispering aide. frowning.) ohhhhhhhh okay i misunderstood

very funny that after all the “Emily Wilson is going to longhouse Western Civilization with her woke Odyssey”, Emily Wilson herself is like “yeah, a bit too much ‘healing trauma’ and not enough ‘relishing in the blood of your enemies’ in the new movie”

Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.

finally playing doom dark ages and having a fun time so far. no guarantee yet that this will be my favourite one but regardless i'm really glad for continuing the trend from doom eternal of experimenting with alternative rhythms of Doing Doom

hlvrai + vaccine symptoms got me to go through half-life again today. fools will tell you the worst pre-xen chapter is on a rail, but on a rail is good you just need to pay attention to your surroundings. the worst chapter is actually residue processing

Whenever bluesky announces a new feature, there's a bunch of people who instantly chime in saying they want an edit button, which is the worst idea imaginable