JohannesVIII

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Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 12: Trilobite It was these little guys' last hurrah after having existed for 270 million years, with over 22000 species identified. They are already a bit harder to find during the Permian, though, with only a few species appearing in the fossil record.

Watercolor illustration of a Permian sea floor with sponges, algae and various cnidarians. Five little trilobites, with their antennae in various positions, are hanging out on the rocks and the sand.

Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 11: Anteosaurus At the top of the food chain in the Middle Permian, there's this guy with a really thick and bossy skull, so I thought it would be fun to draw strange decorations on it.

Watercolor illustration of Anteosaurus, a carnivorous non-mammalian synapsid from the middle Permian, eating its prey. Some bit of the entrails got tangled in its teeth and it's trying to shake it off.

Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 09: Cotylorhynchus Large herbivores were kind of a novelty at this point so this guy has some of the funniest proportions I've ever seen on an animal. Absolute unit

Watercolor illustration of a group of Cotylorhynchus, a huge synapsid from the Permian era with a teeny tiny head and barrel-like body. They're all munching on some tough vegetation.

Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 08: Seymouria An amphibian that looked like a big lizard. For the longest time everyone thought it was a reptile - until fossilised tadpoles from a close relative were found that suggested it had a larval stage. Guess you could just do anything back then

Watercolor illustration of Seymouria, a grey amphibian shaped exactly like a big lizard, standing on rocks with a flying insect in its mouth.

Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 05: Cacops Imagine being called "ugly-looking" because your fossils are badly preserved... I'm sorry Cacops I'm sure you were a wonderful little creature

Watercolor illustration of a small, vaguely toad-shaped amphibian (but with a long snout), eating some sort of roach while sitting on a mossy rock.

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp

Artober 2026 but it's the Permian period - 02: Diplocaulus With its boomerang head, it’s pretty iconic. We’re not sure how its skin covered that strange head, but since salamanders aren’t exactly the brightest, I like the reconstructions that avoid sharp corners that would get caught on roots lol

Watercolor illustration of a Diplocaulus, a Permian salamander-like amphibian with a boomerang-shaped head, swimming between roots in a greenish swamp.

"Brutalism only good with plants" discourse is erasure of fungus brutalism. Imagine: beautiful concrete house, veiled in lichen, mushrooms erupting from the cracks like fire