Idiot Kitchen
@idiotkitchen.bsky.social
I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
quit doomscrolling for a minute and check this shit out youtu.be/NuP4nTHLf-g
Alfred & Mini The Lambs
YouTube video by Lee Walters
youtu.be
It sucks that i cant participate in those "without downloading any new pictures" quote chains because all the pictures on my phone are memes about having sex with horses
ohh wow babe your pussy looks like the inside of a camel's mouth
only someone with meat in their head can appreciate these posts. is wasted on some 100011101 motherfucker
My new desk at the Dumbass Company has two big rubber stamps: one says "STUPID" the other says "GENUIOS"
Gnawing off my own foot to escape a trap (an email with a polite request)
Inhaling a bunch of weird herb smoke in a yurt so I can pin down my sleep paralysis demon and force it to apologize for being creepy and evil
Unfortunately, I'm the type of guy who types shit like "indeed" and "what's more," in work emails
If you look like a messy, slovenly motherfucker the guy at Wendy's will automatically put extra napkins in your bag
the economy is so damn bad i can't even afford the milkshake at fast food anymore i order "just the shake" and then clarify that i want someone to come out and shake me around and get really mad if they don't do it so they usually do it
sorry that you have to find out this way, but if we're mutuals then we're also best friends and I love you
that's sour grapes, bro your grapes are sour you have sour grapes bro you got sour grapes Grapes? Lemme guess, sour?
I just automatically assume anyone typing anything into this website is uncontrollably horny