Iran Conflict feed — filters posts from news accounts using three layers: conflict-specific single words that always match, two-word phrases that always match, and broader terms that only match when a conflict-specific anchor word is also present — cutting false positives from unrelated news.

💀 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your fucker creed if you like), and earn the 💀 (fucker) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

🧻 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your 'best' shitpost effort if you like), and earn the 🧻 (shitposter) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

LabelRequest for @yardcrow.com 'your message' If you'd like to request a label added or removed, there are many ways you can do that. This is the simplest for me to respond quickly! This will pop directly in to the administrative system for the labeler where I can efficiently review your request.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

What the feed is this? Flag Bearers is a chronological feed of the posts of everyone who bears the tiny support flag (🏴‍☠️) granted to people who have liked the @yardcrow.com labeler. It's a diverse group of nice people who took the time to do something nice.

What the feed is this? Legends Feed. No frills. A simple chronological feed of the folks who have been awarded the Legend label.

What the feed is this? Creatives Gallery- This is made up of top level posts (not quoteposts or replies) with images (must have AltText), or video by folks who have received one or more of the various 'creative' labels.

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You like AltText! I like AltText! We all like (this post) for the 👁️‍🗨️ (AltText User) label! This will be checked hourly, so watch for it. 😉 Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like.

If you click the heart on the @yardcrow.com profile page to 'like' the labeler (not this post, a heart on the profile page) you will receive the yardcrow roger flag-- label: 🏴‍☠️ description: This account likes the Yarrr-dcrow labeler. You can abandon this boon by unliking it.

For important posts regarding label administration, please visit the Yardcrow Wiki! - Self Service options (when available) - How to use Yardcrow - Stuff I think of later that I want to put there!

In the interest of promoting global calm, like this post to be awarded the 🕊️ (Calm) label. This will be checked hourly, so remain calm. Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. I'll know you really still like being calm, don't worry.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 2 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

No. that does not.

mivox is mostly-dead 💀@bs.mivox.net · 2y ago

I am both following and subscribed to The Yard Crow… I hope one of those counts as a like. 🤞😅

Reminder that I’m mid move right now. Sorry for the wait if you’ve requested labels.

Dear Diary, 811. Is that the whole sum and measure of a labeler. 1000 likes, it seemed so innocent a dream. So simple, and just a matter of days or weeks. I was a fool. A fool with a dream to good-naturedly label shitposters and fuckers. Is that so wrong? Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC

Dear Diary, The account likes are still in the 730’s. It’s been weeks. It feels we shall never see 1000 account likes to unlock the fucker and shitposter labels. I fear I shall fail in this and have to retire to distant lands with my head held low in shame. Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC

I've been thinking of discontinuing the euro-zodiac labels, actually. No decision yet.

Ok, I think the label requests are caught up, with exception of request for fucker or shitposter, which will be released for use when the account hits 1000 likes.

Hi Everybody. At my computer, but also very tired. I promise to catch up a bit on labels tomorrow, and gentle reminder that the system is such that it's much easier if you tag me at @patri.xyz for labels, but no need to re-tag, I will catch these up.

Thank you to 610 people who have liked the @yardcrow.com account. Likes don't matter, except they make me feel a little appreciated, and show that more people are learning of yardcrow positivity labels. Also, I kinda locked myself into not unlocking a few labels until I reach 1000. Help a guy out?

thanks to everyone who participated in the halloween labels! I'm not automatically removing them, but also not adding them anymore (until next year maybe?) please let me know if you want them removed. it's NO problem, and will not hurt my feelings.

With the understanding that a @yardcrow.com cookie does not always hit the spot, you may now award your friends a tomato or mushroom. But only 1 of the 3! I don't know why. I just make the rules.