Matthew Horton

@matthewhorton.com

Top rollmo’ star. Writer. Media node. Author of the 33 1/3 on George Michael’s Faith. Arsenal. Running. Dartford. https://matthewhorton.com

Rodri claiming that whatever the judicial panels say, nothing can take away the Manchester City players' achievements, as if their glittering squads were assembled by magic.

I already drink beer on the terraces. Seventh tier football FTW. As a season ticket holder I also have it in a branded hard plastic glass from the special bar that charges a quid for the pleasure, which you can claim back if you return it, but they pull the shutters down on 85 mins.

Think I've found the perfect way to annoy all of Bluesky at once. Just had a PR email about One Hit Wonder Day, in which a DJ has picked his top 5 one hit wonders and included Soft Cell's Tainted Love.

Lot of context-free reposts of that screenshot saying Lisa Nandy had 'heard' and 'was listening' to Piddington. That was a courtesy. She went on to say all communities, rich and poor, had to accept these facilities being placed locally while claims were processed, and this vote wouldn't change it.

BBC Breakfast managing to treat the Piddington bigot vote as both a quaint 'and finally...' story and a significant 'message to Andy Burnham'. That berk John Kay tumescent.

Had an unlikely urge to dig out my old Hothouse Flowers LP and even play it. Not impressed with 20-minutes-ago me. And as for the 16-year-old me who bought it—oh, you're ok, kid. Can't be helped.