Republican candidate’s campaign website accidentally publishes AI prompt: “The president is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Going no contact

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 15h ago

Oh Jesus, he's running.

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 18h ago

BREAKING WSJ: Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of the military-grade version of Starlink that Ukraine relied on.

“Do you renounce the Hamburglar and all his works?” AES: “I do renounce him.” <cut to the assassinations of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese>

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d ago

WSJ is late on this. I first saw this guy in Soldier of Fortune’s August Nepo Baby spread

I would like to ask this question to Abdul al-Sayed

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d ago

“Do you renounce the Hamburglar and all his works?” AES: “I do renounce him.” <cut to the assassinations of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese>

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d ago

… and while he was answering I could feel myself turning into a giant cartoon nail, and every word he uttered was a hammer pounding me into the floor. No Grok I do not want another question to ask him. He answered the one you gave me so well he’s probably gonna be president now

Also clear PI

Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz · 3d ago

there should be one more second on the clock?

Hahahaha

Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz · 3d ago

there should be one more second on the clock?

This

Brooke Harrington@ebharrington.bsky.social · 4d ago

Whenever I see articles about alleged "indoctrination" of teenagers by professors, I wonder: "Has this writer ever met a teenager or tried to get a teenager to do something?" Reality: professors are possibly the least influential people in the teens' lives. We can't even get them to do the reading.

Might go as this for Halloween, a sheet on which I’ve stapled my never-returned copies of Yojimbo and John Ford’s Stagecoach

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · 5d ago

a ghost with unfinished business but it’s just they didn’t return their last netflix dvds

Miami already won. Clearly, it’s Pitbull who is real

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 3d ago

The next two minutes will decide which god is real

The next two minutes will decide which god is real

WSJ is late on this. I first saw this guy in Soldier of Fortune’s August Nepo Baby spread

RIP Tommy, he died as he lived (clueless and smirking)

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Are there any white people in Provo

Statistics bring a certain kind of person a sense that they know more than they do simply because they know a more probable outcome. "AI" is also based on statistics and averages, and while it can offer what the math says is a likely answer it also cannot determine the correct answer.

This really rhymes with the @elongreen.bsky.social op-ed from earlier today.

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5d ago

you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform

you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform

Might go as this for Halloween, a sheet on which I’ve stapled my never-returned copies of Yojimbo and John Ford’s Stagecoach

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · 5d ago

a ghost with unfinished business but it’s just they didn’t return their last netflix dvds

He’s just now getting around to BoJack

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d ago

Tucker Carlson: "If you look at pornography enough or bestiality videos all day, after a while... it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it."

Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."

My son doesn’t call me dad…

The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦@thehobo.bsky.social · 5d ago

This is like when I won “Mama’s Favorite 10-year-old” and then the prize was discontinued before my little brother was eligible.

Solidarity with the Harvard Grad students and the laid off staffers.

I’m thrilled to announce three new professorships in compressed air thruster ethics, compressed air thruster policy, and social impact of compressed air thrusters. we are also headhunting a Vice Provost of Thrust

[carefully crafting a letter to the deans explaining that the entirety of history from 5000BCE to 1945 is still worth hiring ~1.5 professors to teach about because actually it laid a lot of the intellectual and practical groundwork for the compressed air thrusters that have transformed our world]

I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly

Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 5d ago

Tesla stock pops after unveiling Roadster with compressed air thrusters for limited flight