My adviser at TD Bank told me to short Trader Joe's guac and now my kids can't go to college
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayAI is a very useful tool
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Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayGotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
automatically running signal messages through a stranger's AI is, I think, the worst pitch and idea I've ever been cold pitched in my life and that is saying a lot
It Happened to Me: The Scorpion Stung Me Even After I Ferried Him Across the River!
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3d agoTrump “came up with a completely false quote saying I acknowledged things I never said. “My god." — Brad Karp, then the chairman of the law firm 2/2
a republican congressman allegedly broke his two-year-old daughter's collarbone and he somehow hasn't been run out of congress. there really is no bridge too far for these ghouls.
‘Platner on steroids’: Max Miller abuse claims have Republicans silently sweating
The Ohio lawmaker denies the allegations as an Aug. 5 deadline to drop off the ballot approaches.
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This undeniable technology that sometimes lies to you or gets things hilariously wrong will transform the world and take your job but only if you’re nice to it
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo agoAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Ok so the way out of a Fox Roku TV is to clear the network settings, disconnect any ethernet, factory reset. It will be in non-smart mode so long as you never connect it to the internet. Get an AppleTV or a Fire Stick or whatever else. There's a setting to start on the last used input at boot.
I hope number eight is “get at least six hours of screen time before bed”
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.How you treat your body and brain in your midlife years, loosely defined as 40 to 60, can hugely influence how you age in the decades to come.
Because I Could Not Stop for Death II: Death Stops Again
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Vin Diesel is "Hope: The Thing With Feathers" and this Christmas, he's perching in your soul.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
This Fall: He's the roller of big cigars. He's whipping concupiscent curds in kitchen cups. He's the only emperor. Ben Affleck is The Emperor of Ice-Cream.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
I just got a cool new job at 60 Minutes, now to log on and see how everyone feels about me, both my work and my appearance.
I hope number eight is “get at least six hours of screen time before bed”
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.How you treat your body and brain in your midlife years, loosely defined as 40 to 60, can hugely influence how you age in the decades to come.
Farmer Craig wouldn’t be caught dead on social media (complimentary, obvs), but Josh is right.
Josh Cook@joshthelibromancer.bsky.social · last wk.Soooo, my lettuce is safe. I know because it I know the farm it comes from & can shake hands with the farmer once a week when I pick up my vegetables. If you an afford it, there are so many good reasons to get a farm share. www.sunmoonfarm.org
My take on Emily Wilson controversy: if I had dedicated my life to intense study of ancient civilizations I would probably also not be into movies very much
I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
I am less likely to see Ross content on CBS than I am in the Times, so I call it a win.
I wish McQuade was here to see this
Alex Coffey@byalexcoffey.bsky.social · last wk.Meet Joey Abel, the Delco native who sunburned LeBron into his back. He was in Sea Isle when the idea occurred to him. “I was like, ‘How can I get a LeBron James jersey as fast as possible?’ And that’s where my mind went.” Abel has no plans to apply aloe vera: www.inquirer.com/sixers/meet-...
I am less likely to see Ross content on CBS than I am in the Times, so I call it a win.
Vin Diesel is "Hope: The Thing With Feathers" and this Christmas, he's perching in your soul.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Because I Could Not Stop for Death II: Death Stops Again
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
This Fall: He's the roller of big cigars. He's whipping concupiscent curds in kitchen cups. He's the only emperor. Ben Affleck is The Emperor of Ice-Cream.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Christopher Nolan giving Emily Wilson a call today:
“Things happen sometimes” does, unfortunately, seem to be the median American position on gun violence.
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · last wk."“Our hearts go out to Eric Bieniemy and his family. Thoughts and prayers with them,” Chiefs coach Andy Reid said afterward. “I can’t get into details on it, but things happen sometimes, and Eric will work through it." ??????????? apnews.com/article/eric...
