Going to teach the raccoons in my area to smoke dope with me and listen to stories about Jimothy and we can eat cookies and knock over the neighbours bin, shed, and shit in his pool

Democrats are always accused of being the party of “radicals” when the GOP consistently excuses and supports child abuse, violence, rape, and murder—Dems should put 100% of their bandwidth into this message

Hey Flash Gordon how about you make a rocket that doesn’t blow up before we talk about “Moon Factories”

CHAFETZ PLANS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON ALL-FRENCH-FRY-AND-GIN DIET

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

What phase of the bubble is “Robot Data Centers in Space”

Bear Stearns is fine

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h ago

Jim Cramer just now on Elon Musk and why you should buy SpaceX: “Because our minds are small and his mind is big.”

Now your real enemies are the ones who refuse to circle the wagons and vote for the party, they were never your friends in the first place

Here’s a freebie you can run with, no charge:

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17h ago

Some old man in Ohio wants to look at your daughter’s vagina before she can play volleyball, how about we start there

My feed is providing 100% free material for Democratic Party Consultants, smash that follow button for more

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17h ago

Democrats are always accused of being the party of “radicals” when the GOP consistently excuses and supports child abuse, violence, rape, and murder—Dems should put 100% of their bandwidth into this message

Would like to add that there is nothing wrong with being a communist. A real one. Food for all.

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 11h ago

As an independent observer it seems that the GOP/Fox machine is going to label any Democrat a “Communist” regardless of their policies so you may as well vote for the one you agree with and hope for the best

As an independent observer it seems that the GOP/Fox machine is going to label any Democrat a “Communist” regardless of their policies so you may as well vote for the one you agree with and hope for the best

Guy who learned about Michigan geography from Journey: It will all come down to precincts in South Detroit.

John King isn’t smart enough to break down a turkey sub

Fllics@fllics.com · 16h ago

Live: John King breaks down key primary results at CNN’s Magic Wall John King explains primary election results in Michigan, Virginia, Washington and more at CNN's Magic Wall. He'll also take viewer questions; submit them at Continue following the results and analysis of the Michigan and Missouri…

John King is the white noise that talks when there’s no news, an information black hole, you learn less by listening

Fllics@fllics.com · 16h ago

Live: John King breaks down key primary results at CNN’s Magic Wall John King explains primary election results in Michigan, Virginia, Washington and more at CNN's Magic Wall. He'll also take viewer questions; submit them at Continue following the results and analysis of the Michigan and Missouri…

Well I wasn’t following the thing but most of the cool people on here seem happy, so I’m happy for them

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

Season’s over

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 13h ago

Since the Skubal trade, the Tigers are 3-0 and the Dodgers are 0-4. I've Seen Enough.

Ran into true Hollywood royalty today: 2001’s HAL 9000, he looked great

Professor Plumb seems pretty fucking suspicious if you ask me

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 13h ago

Whenever I meet a new person I take a picture of them with my phone in case they end up being The Murderer

If I don’t care about the Michigan primary does that make me genocidal or a terrorist; need to know who’s going to come after me online

Whenever I meet a new person I take a picture of them with my phone in case they end up being The Murderer

Baltimore Cheapie, they all count the same however

I’m starting to get the impression that the DNC shouldn’t have made every state and local Democratic primary like it was a referendum on Israel, a country several thousand miles away

I love you too, Robocop.

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 17h ago

I love you.

John King isn’t smart enough to break down a turkey sub

Fllics@fllics.com · 16h ago

Live: John King breaks down key primary results at CNN’s Magic Wall John King explains primary election results in Michigan, Virginia, Washington and more at CNN's Magic Wall. He'll also take viewer questions; submit them at Continue following the results and analysis of the Michigan and Missouri…

The most important issue facing Michigan voters? You guessed it: Israel

Democrats have been the victim of fear campaigns for decades, it’s time for them to explain to Joe and Nancy Voter who they really should be afraid of

Point at a guy and say “this guy is a hypocrite” and people shrug, but point at that sucker and say “this guy wants to violate your daughter” and they listen, then you show them the receipts and he’s marked with it forever

Thanks For Sharing, Jerk@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17h ago

Democrats are always accused of being the party of “radicals” when the GOP consistently excuses and supports child abuse, violence, rape, and murder—Dems should put 100% of their bandwidth into this message

Thanks For Sharing, Dave