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@megofmd.bsky.social

40s she/her/they/them OFMD mostly. Bisexual. Linktr.ee: https://linktr.ee/meg_ofmd?utm_source=linktree_admin_share

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ed. His name is Ed.

Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨@citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 2d ago

Did you know that this perfect angel baby has never done a single thing wrong in his entire life? 😇 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. He’s wearing Stede’s voluminous white shirt and black cravat after they switched outfits. He’s looking upwards at Stede who is out of frame, sitting on the crows nest. He has a halo floating above his head.

Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 7mo ago

bring the muppet man back asap

A still from ofmd season 1 episode 3 of stede in his white hopping with a leg high up in the air at jackie'z

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2d ago

Y’all. (Minus all the fucking horrors of the world) I’m starting to feel happy again. 😭😭 I haven’t felt much happiness for months because of that awful previous job & the company I worked for previously going under & having to lay me off (which was my best job ever). This new job is so great so far!

Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️@gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everything is terrible but Stede can still give Ed forehead kisses and I just think that’s neat (I feel like I leveled up in a bunch of ways with this one!!)

Digital painting of Ed and Stede from ofmd. They’re on a green couch and Ed’s head is in Stede’s lap. Stede is leaning down to kiss Ed’s forehead. Ed’s eyes are closed and he’s smiling. He has the big beard and is wearing a lavender cozy sweater. Stede is wearing a blue sweatshirt and chinos

Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 5d ago

Our Flag Means Death (is still owed its third season).

Our Flag Means Death: This Is Happening Meme

Alt: Our Flag Means Death: This Is Happening Meme

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

Name a tv show with 2 or less seasons.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 5d ago

Anyway, Welcome Back, Captain Blackbeard.

lusinda 🏴‍☠️@treasureandrum.bsky.social · 6d ago

💞💞💞 #gentlebeard - everything i own feels like ours 💞💞💕

Jenn overboard!@self-induljennt.bsky.social · 6d ago

I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤

𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️@roximonoxide.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ed Teach waiting for his homie smooches.

𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆.@clowneryism.bsky.social · 6d ago

are we gonna kiss? like... like kiss kiss? like a homie kiss or an i love you kiss?

Ed’s Rose Tattoo @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social · last wk.

Happy Birthday Leslie!

Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨@citrussyndicate.bsky.social · last wk.

After Stede witnessed Ed and Anne’s elaborate greeting he asked Ed if they could come up with their own secret handshake. It ends up being so outlandishly sexual that it makes the entire crew blush. And honestly, it just ends with them making out 100% of the time.

IGN @ign.com · last wk.

Coyote vs. Acme has now grossed more than the $30 million tax write-off Warner Bros. originally shelved it for, reaching $33.84 million worldwide.

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · last wk.

Here. Have a little WIP for the upcoming Titanic fic. 😬

Cropped line art of Ed and Stede in water, foreheads together, looking a little defeated. Both their eyes are closed and they’re holding hands.

Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️@gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hey hey hey guess what??? They’re in loooooove 😌

Ed taking the blindfold off of Stede during Act of Grace

Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨@citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 2w ago

Stede’s hot new running outfit might be cursed (If you believe in things like that 😤). #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death squatting down, dressed in athletic clothes that are of a similar colorway as his cursed outfit. He has a really nice mustache and very tall hair.

Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞@littlefingies.bsky.social · 3w ago

au where Stede’s insta looks like this and Ed. well you know www.instagram.com/jjs_iii

A tall skinny white guy, in a sassy crouch, wearing tiny running shorts and a shirt that says “making it up as I go along”

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

Jack Rackham’s car.

A white Kia Telluride with stickers at the front and back of the Telluride writing on the back of the car. At the front, there’s a sticker that says, “I can,” and then after is the word, “dick,” so it says “I can telluride dick.”

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

Can I just tell y’all? I never ONCE felt very great about my last job/place of work. They were pretty awful. But so far, I’m feeling REALLY great about this new place. It’s like a breath of fresh air so far (Other than the crazy commute for training lol)!

𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️@roximonoxide.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ed Teach being the best most supportive partner on the high seas

𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆.@clowneryism.bsky.social · 2w ago

sorry you had a bad day. you can touch my dick if you want.

Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈@serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 2w ago

i'm sicky today and doing final edits for the next prequel chapter so you can have a long WIP Wednesday about the newlyweds' first fight... i love these stupid babies so much 💖

IT STARTS WITH A PACKAGE
ACTUALLY, IT STARTS WITH FIVE PACKAGES
THEY’RE ALL FROM ED’S MUM. SHE’S SHIPPED HIM A WHOLE BUNCH OF HIS STUFF. NO PHONE CALL, NO NOTE. JUST A BUNCH OF BOXES SHOWED UP ON THE FRONT DOOR STEP
MIND YOU: ED MOVED OUT THREE YEARS AGO. THIS IS MOSTLY JUNK THAT HE DIDN’T WANT ANYWAY
HIS MOTHER IS SENDING A MESSAGE
[MORE ABOUT THIS HERE]
[FIGHT STARTS WITH STEDE TRIPPING OVER ONE OF THE BOXES THAT ED HASN’T BOTHERED TO UNPACK YET, AND SUDDENLY THEY’RE FIGHTING AND ED DOESN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY]
STEDE MAKES SOME COMMENT SNIPING ABOUT HOW IF ED WOULD JUST GROW UP AND TALK TO HIS MOTHER THEN THEY WOULDN’T HAVE GARBAGE STREWN ALL OVER THEIR HOUSE LIKE THIS
ED, TOTALLY MYSTIFIED: HEY—WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
STEDE: YOU’RE BEING STUBBORN, AND I KNOW YOU’RE DOING IT BECAUSE OF ME BUT IT’S MAKING YOU STUPID BECAUSE I’M NOT- (HE CUTS HIMSELF OFF BUT IT’S CLEAR THAT HE’S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE I’M NOT WORTH IT)
ED IS SO CONFUSED BUT ALSO KIND OF HURT BY ALL THIS
HE TRIES TO TALK TO STEDE ABOUT IT BUT STEDE BOLTS
ED CHASES AFTER HIM AND STEDE IS JUST LIKE I NEED SPACE I’M LEAVING FOR A WALK, BY!
MIND YOU, IT’S APRIL AND POURING RAIN OUTSIDE AND LONG PAST DARK
STEDE’S GONE BEFORE ED CAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE
ED THINKS ABOUT GOING AFTER HIM, BUT IN THE SILENCE HE HAS A MOMENT TO THINK AND NOW HE’S…HE’S FUCKING MAD! WHAT THE FUCK??? HOW IS STEDE THE ONE WHO’S ANGRY RIGHT NOW?? IT’S ED’S FUCKING MUM—HOW IS IT THAT HE’S GETTING YELLED AT FROM BOTH SIDES??
SO FINE, STEDE WANTS SPACE, HE CAN HAVE SPACE
ED STARTS ANGRILY UNPACKING ALL THE BOXES, MUTTERING UNDER HIS BREATH—VENTING

ABOUT STEDE AND HOW THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT
BUT THE LONGER STEDE’S GONE, THE MORE WORRIED ED GETS. IT’S REALLY DARK OUT, AND IT’S STILL RAINING
HE FINISHES ALL THE BOXES AND STEDE STILL ISN’T BACK
ED GETS READY FOR BED, AND STEDE STILL ISN’T BACK
AT FIRST HE’S ANGRY WORRIED. AND THEN HE’S JUST WORRIED
ED POKES HIS HEAD OUT THE FRONT DOOR, NOT REALLY SURE WHAT HE’S EXPECTING—IT’S WAY TOO DARK OUT ON THE ROAD. HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO GO OUT THERE, ISN’T HE? IN THE DARK AND THE WET. HE’S GRUMBLING TO HIMSELF, ANNOYED WITH STEDE ALL OVER AGAIN
AND THEN HE SEES HIM
STEDE IS SITTING ON THEIR FRONT PORCH, IN ONE OF THE CAMP CHAIRS. HE’S SOAKING WET, AND STARING OUT INTO THE DARK
ED FALTERS, BACK TO WORRIED: STEDE?
STEDE, SOUNDING VERY SAD AND EXHAUSTED: I’LL BE IN IN A MINUTE
ED: NO, HEY. C’MON, MATE, YOU’RE SOAKING WET. YOU CAN’T JUST SIT OUT HERE
STEDE JUST SHRUGS, DOESN’T LOOK OVER
ED GOES AND SITS DOWN IN THE CAMP CHAIR NEXT TO HIM. FOR A MINUTE NEITHER OF THEM SAY ANYTHING
ED: I UNPACKED THE BOXES. NOTHING FOR YOU TO TRIP OVER NOW
STEDE, SOFT: THANK YOU
(QUIET)
STEDE: IT WASN’T REALLY ABOUT THE BOXES
ED: YEAH, THINK I PICKED UP ON THAT. (MORE QUIET) GONNA TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT?
STEDE SHRUGS. HE’S CHEWING HIS LOWER LIP TO SHREDS. I’M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER
ED: STILL NOT AN ANSWER, STEDE
STEDE: I JUST…I’VE RUINED IT, HAVEN’T I?

STEDE: EVERYTHING. I MEAN, YOU AND YOUR MUM AREN’T SPEAKING, AND IT’S BECAUSE OF ME—ISN’T IT?
ED HESITATES, UNSURE WHAT TO SAY. BECAUSE IT’S TRUE THAT STEDE IS THE REASON HE AND ANNE AREN’T TALKING, BUT IT’S NOT STEDE’S FAULT…
STEDE: YOU DON’T NEED TO LIE. IT’S JUST…THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME, ISN’T THERE? MY OWN PARENTS COULDN’T L- (HE CUTS HIMSELF OFF WITH A RAGGED BREATH) AND THAT WASN’T ENOUGH. HAD TO GO AND RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MUM, TOO.
ED FEELS TOTALLY OUT OF HIS DEPTH: STEDE, LOVE. YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT TRUE. YOU KNOW THIS ISN’T YOUR FAULT. MUM AND I ARE HAVING A DISAGREEMENT RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU DIDN’T MAKE THAT HAPPEN-
STEDE TURNS TO HIM, URGENT: I FORCED YOU TO DO THIS WITH ME THOUGH, DIDN’T I? YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE, MARRIED TO ME, IF I’D JUST BEEN BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY NO TO THEM-
ED: HEY, I’M THE ONE WHO ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME, REMEMBER? DON’T REMEMBER YOU HOLDING A GUN TO MY HEAD
STEDE HUFFFS A BIT: I SUPPOSE, BUT THAT’S JUST—THAT’S WHAT YOU DO! YOU’RE ALWAYS COMING TO MY RESCUE. AND I KNEW THAT DEEP DOWN, DIDN’T I? IT’S WHY I ALWAYS COME RUNNING TO YOU WITH MY PROBLEMS. ED WILL KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
(IT’S NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE STEDE IS SO UPSET, BUT IT MAKES SOMETHING SO PROUD AND HOPEFUL BLOOM IN ED’S CHEST, HEARING THOSE WORDS, ED WILL FIX IT)
STEDE’S STILL GOING: YOU MIGHT HAVE ASKED BUT IT’S ONLY BECAUSE I- I…SEDUCED YOU. WITH THE WHOLE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ROUTINE. HE SCOFFS AT HIMSELF
BUT ED CAN’T HOLD BACK THE SMILE: YOU THINK YOU DAZZLED ME WITH YOUR WILES OR SOMETHING, MATE? BATTED YOUR EYES AT ME AND I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PROPOSE?
STEDE SHOOTS HIM AN IRRITABLE LOOK, BUT HIS MOUTH IS TWITCHING JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY NOW: IS THAT NOT WHAT HAPPENED?

ED: WELL FIRST OF ALL, IF ANYONE’S THE DAMSEL IN THIS RELATIONSHIP-
STEDE GIVES HIM A FLINTY LOOK: EDWARD. BE SERIOUS.
ED SHRUGS ONE SHOULDER: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. MAYBE. (HE HESITATES, THEN DECIDES TO RISK IT. HE SLINGS AN ARM AROUND STEDE’S SHOULDER, DUCKS THEIR EDS TOGETHER SO THAT HE SAYS THIS NEXT BIT INTO HIS HAIR) BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING
STEDE SIGHS: YOU SAY THAT NOW…
ED, FIRM: YEAH. I DO.
THEY’RE QUIET A MOMENT, LISTENING TO THE RAIN.
BUT STEDE REALLY IS SOAKED, AND IT’S STARTING TO SEEP THROUGH ED’S SHIRT
ED: HEY, LET’S GO INSIDE, YEAH? YOU’RE FUCKING SOAKED MATE, GONNA GET SICK IF YOU SIT OUT HERE LIKE THIS
STEDE’S STILL A BIT GRUMBLY: THAT’S NOT HOW GETTING SICK WORKS, ED. YOU DON’T GET GERMS FROM THE COLD…
ED ROLLS HIS EYES: OK, HOW ABOUT THIS? STEDE—ARE YOU CURRENTLY COMFORTABLE SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE DARK IN 45 DEGREE WEATHER IN SOPPING WET CLOTHES?
STEDE:…NO…
ED: GREAT. THEN LET’S GO IN, PLEASE? HE PEERS DOWN AT STEDE, GIVES HIM THE BIG EYES
STEDE OPENS HIS MOUTH, ABOUT TO AGREE, THEN PAUSES. FROWNS. HEY! NOW YOU’RE USING YOUR WILES ON ME!
ED MAKES HIS EYES EVEN BIGGER: YEAH? IT WORKING?

Jenn overboard!@self-induljennt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Remember when Ed fancied a fine fabric so Stede showed him his secret closet and then they switched clothes and became a lighthouse and fell asleep shoulder to shoulder under the stars and Stede woke his new best friend to try some marmalade and they both agreed that it was damn good and the best?

Jenn overboard!@self-induljennt.bsky.social · 2w ago

can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel my heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel (You know the rules! This goes up every time I Believe in a Thing Called Love comes up in rotation. GUITAR!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Frenchie is with them! He's playing an actual lute while Ed and Stede play air-lutes. Absolute rock stars in their shared brain.

Pogo 🎨 is simping for hansry @pogonr.bsky.social · 2w ago

my second rbb piece that didnt end up panning out but im still proud of it! because ofc i did two hyper specific gaming pieces this year >:) #OFMDReverseBang #ofmdfanart #myart #ofmd

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

Aaah! Listened to the podfic for this story yesterday on my commute! So lovely, & warm, & fluffy. 🥹 I enjoyed every minute of these two pining idiots (affectionate) falling in love. Go check it out if you want to read something soft & lovely. @pogonr.bsky.social the artwork was so lovely as always.

Pastor of Muppets@pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Did ypu think ibwould leave ypu cold this RBB season?? Never!! @pogonr.bsky.social and i made you this fluffy sweet silly bullshit! archiveofourown.org/works/888749...

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

This was so lovely! Listened to it yesterday I’m on my insane commute. Give it a listen!

Kninjaknitter 🎤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reading your lovely stories out loud@kninjaknitter.bsky.social · 3w ago

Podfic complete! 65 feet by @pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social is set during lockdown, but isn’t about covid. Ed and Stede meet playing an online video game. And they fall in love, of course! 4 hour earball read. on.soundcloud.com/czfPRamzgfDn...

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

Finally got the chance to finish this, via the podfic by @happydaiz.bsky.social, which was soooo good! Thank you, Boy, for bringing the story to life through your reading! And thank you, Ruth and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social for bringing them to life through your beautiful words and illustrations. 🧵

Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️@insane-foliage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lucky Strike is now complete, at ~27k words! The boys have some pretty big decisions to make in this final chapter... The fic features 5 beautiful pieces by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social. I am very proud of the story we have created archiveofourown.org/works/875338... #OFMDReverseBang #OFMDFic

A digital drawing of Stede from Our Flag Means Death driving along a desert highway. He is holding a cigarette in one hand, and he looks pensive

Zozo @zoestertoaster.bsky.social · 2w ago

I interpreted it a little more loosely and drew the scene as I remember it in my heart but maybe not exactly how it appeared on screen.

Izzy throwing his arms up in the air saying “it’s September the 1st” and then “boss” underneath in tinier writing. Ed is sitting daintily on the ship thing, but his eyes are bugging out and he’s saying “Dick fuck no it’s not?!?”

Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · 3w ago

Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️

Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 2w ago

FIVE AND A HALF HOURS. That’s how long my commute ended up being today. 🙃 BUT! One day down, four to go with that commute, and then I get like a seven minute commute every day!