Ark

@arkthepieking.bsky.social

They/them vaguely horny retro and indie game lover, constantly hobby hopping with a consistent passion for cooking. Fastest way to my heart is suggesting a recipe and an old shitty anime to watch.

AaaaaahhhHHHHHH!!!! I'm so tired of @tcrf.net being down, this is so unfair. Literally my favorite site on the internet, I visit almost daily, and it's been dayyysssss. (To be clear I'm griping about the situation, not the website owner/the website).

It gets on my nerves how often I see video game comedy sketches on youtube that are like "poison logic in video games" or "dealing with NPCs in video games" and it's just Skyrim. They're just parodying Skyrim. Vast genres, series, tropes out there and it's always Skyrim. It's ALWAYS Skyrim.

Breath of Fire: Ryū no Tsurishi (ブレスオブファイア竜の釣り師) was preserved by SPC! This was a keitai-exclusive Breath of Fire fishing minigame, lost to time until today. By trading in your fish, you can purchase different lures and fishing gear!

Starting in 2028, Sony will no longer produce physical versions of PlayStation games, as announced on their Official PlayStation blog. All games will be on digital storefronts only. You may never truly own a PlayStation game ever again. #gaming #playstation

Presenting you with Balatro on Sega Dreamcast (v0.19.0) : - Core gameplay mechanics implemented - All 150 jokers implemented - Planet, Tarot and Spectral cards - Shop - Save and VMU support - Background shaders And of course stable 60 FPS, also tested on real hardware. Then what's next? 7/??

It's weird, I am completely happy, excited even to throw myself at a brick wall until it crumbles in single player/PVE content because I absolutely love that feeling of overcoming an obstacle, but the second it's against another player I'm ready to chew through solid oak.

Slay the Spire 2 is fucking incredible so far. Maybe just a touch too easy, but absolutely satisfying. I've played for 5 and a half hours straight and I didn't even realize it.

I wish I had a succinct way to explain to people that taking a bullshit death or making a leap of faith in old games isn't bad design, it's a different teaching too. It's literally just "How was I supposed to know?" "Well now you DO know." Games are so much more fun when you play to learn.

Tried Arknight Endfield. Gave it roughly an hour or so. It's...fine. But I really feel like I could be playing a better game. I don't think it's bad, it'll definitely be something people love. But it's not doing anything remotely interesting either.

I just checked on steam, apparently it's been almost 3 years since I've played Furi? What the hell? I think about that game all the time, that's wild. I'm going to have to revisit it soon, I've been jonesing for a good blisteringly hard action game that'll make me hate my thumbs.

I am so, so, so, so SO, SO, SO, SO ***SO*** tired of cozy everything. I hope the cozy fad/aesthetic dies soon I am so unbelievably burnt out on every 3rd ad I get being for cozy this game or cozy that game cozy cozy COZY COZY