world’s leading hubernologist 🔞
@hubernie.bsky.social
source: my beautiful mind head professor and premier scholar of hubernie studies. my fics can be found on AO3 as petraswyvern!! white, gay, she/they. frequently nsfw; minors dni i will block you. header was comm’d by me from daneicole 🖤💜
getting brain damage from being pissed off
world’s leading hubernologist 🔞@hubernie.bsky.social · 10h agoa new FE game coming out means new zines will also be coming out and I'd like to put out a Friendly Suggestion that we, the FE fandom, revist cancer research as a donation target! as someone who works in that industry I cannot emphasize enough how much damage the Trump administration is to it.
‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure https://theonion.com/heated-rivalry-producers-tease-season-2-arc-in-which-ilya-diagnosed-with-depression-only-blow-jobs-can-cure/
I do genuinely love what I do for a living. I hope one day the job doesn’t have to exist anymore. But by god is it demoralizing to watch the Trump admin cancel research grants.
a new FE game coming out means new zines will also be coming out and I'd like to put out a Friendly Suggestion that we, the FE fandom, revist cancer research as a donation target! as someone who works in that industry I cannot emphasize enough how much damage the Trump administration is to it.
literally every year in the days after labor day my most hated enemy is the version of me who put away the halloween decor in november. why is it so fucking Tangled.
And the homeopathic quacks who sell them the fake remedies should be prosecuted for selling gullible people the tools to harm their children!
Caelan Conrad@caelan.bsky.social · yesterdayParents who only give their young children homeopathic “remedies” when they’re in pain or ill should not be able to make any medical decisions for their children.
can’t stand it when I post my usual content on tumblr and someone tags it “I love their friendship” like girl so do I but I’m tumblr user hubernies they’re making out sloppy style until hubert pulls something in his back, after which they’re f—
LUDIAAAAAA her name is LUDIA she is SO FUCKING CUTE…she’s a cutiepie romance author just like Bernie…if she is also Weird then I think she will be a fave
now and again i remember trixie mattel saying that gay people talk to each other in ways that straight people would find shocking and then the example she gave was “i fucking love your axe wound you whore”
Okay so I was planning on writing the top ten results, but there are three things tied for fourth place, and SIX things tied for fifth place--meaning there's a top 12! I'd ideally like to keep it to ten, but I can combine a couple. If you haven't voted yet, please do if you want!
world’s leading hubernologist 🔞@hubernie.bsky.social · 2w agoI saw the prompts are out for Kinktober 2026! I compiled a list of the prompts I would enjoy writing, and I hope to write between 5 and 15 of them. I am curious what people would like to see most, so I put together a Google form! Come vote if you want! forms.gle/zUUExEcBGPw8...
Hubert subtly turning Bernadetta’s carnivorous plants around before they have sex so he doesn’t accidentally make eye contact with a fly trap named Susan
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re thoron ferdinand
world’s leading hubernologist 🔞@hubernie.bsky.social · yesterdayit’s also time for my favorite seasonal fandom meme “i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re (awful reference)”
also it’s the day after labor day and you know what that means. halloween time
gotta lock in and get some of my kinktober stuff done before fw in case it makes me insane
This quote from Defunctland lives in my head rent free. Literally how I feel about making art.
Unveiling here my full piece for Fodlan 2X77: An FE3H Sci-Fi Zine featuring the lovely duo: Dorothea and Petra as underground divas! 🎵🎶🎤🎸 #FE3H #FireEmblemThreeHouses #DoroPetra #dorotheaarnault #petramacneary
happy birthday Petra my most Darling girl I am gonna get you outta there
Bernadetta “it’s a little pregnable” von Varley x Hubert “get our waterfowl in a row” von Vestra
ingrid dying the same way glenn went out leading to a scene of dimitri almost abt to cry and sylvain spiraling into suicide revenge leading to his own death months later was great
obsessed with how my autocorrect capitalized Ferdinand but not jesus
world’s leading hubernologist 🔞@hubernie.bsky.social · 2d agothinking about how this entire 26.9k fic started w the premise that I thought it’d be funny for Ferdinand to embarrass Hubert by asking him if he could use his wedding to try and chat up Claude. like this fic where Ferdinand suffers more than jesus was originated on the premise of bullying Hubert
episode 2 (cw suggestive text in the hubertcore one)
![Post by user iphigeniacomplex which I tagged ediecore.
It says, “[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today.... [grows grave and guarded] they're conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zp7l626tc6ip4i4he4cgpxsp/bafkreig6skibzvqxb34q6p4qkapivqzgduerny4yrctwk5dbnnfzlegcpe)
world’s leading hubernologist 🔞@hubernie.bsky.social · 6mo agoon my FE tumblr I like to reblog posts that remind me of my faves. I tag them stuff like “berniecore” “hubertcore” “ferdiecore” and “ediecore” here are some bangers from the ___core tags
I added these tags to a tumblr post a few weeks ago but it’s on my mind again so I wanted to share with the Class
