Michael Dawson

@gamer097.bsky.social

Part-time critic, full-time furry. 29 years of age and still going.

Wonka's Magic Chewing Gum - Gum capable of giving the taste experience of eating a three-course dinner and absolutely zero other detrimental effects to one's shape, color, and body composition Approximately 10 calories

A pack of Wonka's Magic Chewing Gum

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Don't really want to talk about Discord, enough going around Instead I just want to remind you You have friends who only have close online connections. Please be considerate. Do not scare the hell out of them right now that they'll be abandoned. Talk of going scorched earth scares many people