“...A... What? I'm not a monkey...”

Tony Tony Chopper@choppersensei.bsky.social · 4mo ago

@diddykongsgf.bsky.social "A monkey!" Chopper smiled wide and waved at the small primate, hoping to see how intelligent she was. "Over here!"

“Who’s dating my sister?”

“Actually... It’s me.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 9mo ago

" . . . Swanky Kong? "

“When you decided to screw up the game by making it complicated.”

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Uh, when did I do that?

“Yeah, and you messed up the relationship between Fox and Krystal with Star Fox Command on the DS.”

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Same goes to you and Diddy, except Diddy Kong’s not beating the allegations.

“Nintendo.... Why must you do this to Mario, of all humans?”

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 9mo ago

This is Mario since he is no longer in love with Peach.

“Free update.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“Hoooooooly crap. How did you made it in?!”

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “Hey, DK. Guess who’s joining in one of your games.”

“Say no more, Amiga.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“Bet?!”

“HECK YEAH, I’M IN DK'S AND DIDDY KONG’S ADVENTURE FOR FREE!”

“Please no, Big N. That’s the last time Diddy Kong had to endure this dead joke.”

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Sure, Diddy Kong. But you’re never escaping the allegations.

“We all are, Amiga. I feel bad Sonic didn’t win anything.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“I’m never going to live the moment of Nintendo being the biggest manchild from yesterday’s awards for best racing category. At least Mega Man was able to clutch up a win to get a new game.”

“Me neither. But it’s always the bias going on...”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ@superstarplumber.bsky.social · 10mo ago

" I'm not sure. I don't watch them, hee hee! "

“Wait, didn’t Sonic got done dirty by the Oscars as well?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ@superstarplumber.bsky.social · 10mo ago

" Sheesh. It's almost as much of a farce as those Oscars! "

“Don't get me started on that. Not to mention Geoff got paid by this Druckmann guy 5 years ago.... And I still remember it to this day.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ@superstarplumber.bsky.social · 10mo ago

" Ehe. . . I really don't like that guy! Remember that time he told those-a Baldurs Gate guys to wrap it up? So rude!"

“Me too... Poor guy had to suffer through Geoff, of all people...”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ@superstarplumber.bsky.social · 10mo ago

To be honest. . . I wanted-a Sonic to win.

“What did I miss?”

“Kind!”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Oh my fucking god. My own home country rejected my patents...

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“Oh, right... Has he been cleared off from the false charges?”

“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“Man... You Nintendo characters despise your own company, huh?”

“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”

“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮!@dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · last yr.

“You’re looking at the real deal, Dixie. How are things going with you and your boyfriend?”

“No way... Candy, is that you?”