“ then what would you CALL yourself .ᐣ ” a more so sarcastic question than an actual one . “ psssht, we call each other things like that all the time . ”

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · 3w ago

snarling like a pissed off wildcat ( which , she was ) as she approaches , boot ready to absolutely ( * punt ) him . " let’s get two things ( * crystal ) clear . " reaching for her handgun . " one — i am not those dopes you call henchmen , and you will ( * not ) treat me like them . ——++

“ i'm talking to YOU . obviously . ” the alien growls back at her . “ if you're under that tin faced twit, you're under ME as well . now, get . ” 👺

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · 3w ago

the sternest glare she’s ever given — growling softly at him . " and who the ( * fuck ) do you think you’re talking to ? "

“ that changes TODAY ── get over here, now . ”

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · 3w ago

— @dimensionx.bsky.social . " nope , nuh - uh — i only take orders from shredder , sorry not sorry . "

elysia 🩷 i got to get back into using krang a lot too growls 😡😡😡

temp. pinned ── 📌 #moturp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

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temp pinned i'm too lazy rn lol #fortniterp ; #fnrp ; #fnzrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘𝐓'𝐒 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗘𝗬 ... 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 「 * 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 」 .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓥𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝓙𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒.@jonesrevenge.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ── 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙎 .

WHY AM I STILL AN EARTHLING . 🤬

temp. pinned . i'm too lazy to format properly rn lol . spoilers for the among us show !

temp. pinned . i'm too lazy to format properly rn lol . spoilers for the among us show !

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝐓𝐎 𝑴𝑬 . 𝐈 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 ...

𝐈𝐈𝐈 ── “ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓥𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑. ”@perfectedsavior.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝗬𝗢𝗨, 「 * 𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙅𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝑰𝑵𝑫, 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪, 𝙄𝘾𝙀 ...

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓘𝐂𝐄 𝓚𝐈𝐍𝐆.@icymonarchy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐓𝐎 「 * 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘿 」 .ᐟ

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓑𝐔𝐒𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 ,

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝓥𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑.@thedarkvoyager.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔𝘾𝙊𝙈𝘽 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝐀 「 * 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 」 ──

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ@nardokatanas.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ── 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗣, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝘿𝙊𝙋𝙀 .ᐟ

that's true, i GUESS ... b ── ... ... [ he looks SO disgusted when she says " go out " . 💀 ] do you REALIZE what's OUT and ABOUT ── 🤬

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Cease your hissing at once, Krang. Perhaps you could have fun with your new appearance for a little while. No longer do you need a disguise to go out and about. ✨

[ he starts HISSING . 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ She softly giggles 😭. ] I am aware , I was merely teasing ✨

elysia 🩷 shredder and krang will always be one of my favorite fictional ships, they're everything 😡😡😡

elysia 🩷 krang wanting to dissect ch'rell always fries me 😭😭

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY ── 🤬

what do you THINK that was, hmmm .ᐣ ☺️ ... [ he shakes his fist at her . ] OBVIOUSLY, that was a NO .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Is that a yes or a no, Krang ?

elysia 🩷 krang wanting to dissect ch'rell always fries me 😭😭

[ he GLARES at her . 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Well, if this is so dreadful, I could temporarily turn you into a cat. [ Evelyn is joking. Maybe. Half joking. Perhaps. Maybe not. 👺 ]

i CAN'T . 💢 [ he glares at the cream and grumbles ── krang reluctantly accepts it, and rubs it onto his skin . ] this is so STUPID . i can't believe that metal faced moron deals with this every day . 🤬

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You must stop itching it or it will worsen. [ Evelyn summons a fancy ahh cup of cream. ] This will help ease with the itching, and it is safe for humans. Put this on it. ✨

elysia 🩷 KRANG QUIT ITCHING THE MOSQUITO BITE BRO 👺

i don't need to SIT, i need to fix this .ᐟ.ᐟ AEUGH . the feeling of being human is the WORST .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ... [ he scratches at his elbow . ] their skin is SO vulnerable . this ITCHY bug bite has been bothering me for the past thirty minutes .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ Evelyn waves the air with a fancy ahh hand fan . ] Perhaps you should sit down , Krang. 💧

NO .ᐟ.ᐟ the mighty krang is able to solve this on his own ── [ he presses at a few buttons ── the computer expIodes in his face, and he starts coughing LOUDLY . 💀 ] EeeeUAAACKKHGHHHGAHJHH .ᐟ.ᐟ [ that was quite the sound . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Do you not want help in resolving your dilemma, then ?

[ he crosses his arms . ] oh, PLEASE . i doubt it .ᐟ.ᐟ this is something that can only be solved biologically, through the use of technology .ᐟ magic has always been inferior .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I am merely telling you that I am willing to help you resolve this issue, Krang. [ she sighs softly. ] Perhaps there is a spell to fix this, I know quite a bit of magic.

elysia 🩷 i need to get up and ready for uni but i don't wannaaaaaaaa 😡 / evil

ALL EARTHLINGS LOOK DREADFUL . 👺 [ he'd be smacking his tentacles down on the control panel of his body right now if he could . 😔 ] you say that as if i KNOW what i need .ᐟ i don't even have a clue as to how this happened, much less how to fix it .ᐟ.ᐟ this isn't like mutation . 😡

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I understand that , but truly, you do not look as dreadful as you think. 💧 Besides, this can be fixed without a doubt. Tell me what you need, I am more than happy to help.✨