Getting an "I don't go here but..." tag on an OC is so funny. Does anyone go here. Is there even a "here" at all

Today, I offer you an emo dragon child flipping you off. Tomorrow? Who knows...

I recently visited a plant store on a lark and it was the first time I saw english ivy as a potted plant. I might get one eventually, it obviously can live here just fine considering an english ivy by our window has been trying to break into our apartment like a thief for years.

A video popped up in my recommendations titled "Hank Green is using ai but Knitters aren't surprised" and I must admit the ongoing animosity toward him from knitters delights me it's like he pissed off a murder of crows

Me: [thinking] I must relearn how to draw for fun Me: *draws CarbonTheory giving the viewer the bird* Me: *nods seriously*

A fun fact about me is I gesture toward things I'm talking about. If you live in California and I know that about you I have talked about you while gesturing vaguely westward.

Historian (the cat) will not eat tuna or tuna/salmon churus unless it’s been long enough since the last one. That time exceeds the number of flavors I had, so I bought more. Currently stocking EIGHT different churu flavors to satisfy her majesty

[showing my mom how to use the kitchen scale for the dog's food] Mom: and how much am I supposed to give her? Me: 50 grams each meal Mom: and 50 divided by four... Me: No, I already did the math. Don't turn it back into math

Dear guy on a scooter: don’t mouth off to me just because you’re scooter isn’t fast enough to pass me. Just stay behind me why do you care if your scooter can’t outrun my fat ass anyway?

Flow (the dog) loooves warmth, she loves her hot pad and she loves sunshine even when it's hot. But even a chihuahua can overheat. So her thing these days is to lay on her hot pad until she overheats, then lay under my desk to cool off, then back to the hot pad. Rinse, repeat.

Realized I forgot to follow up on midnight blue popcorn I mentioned trying a long time ago. It is only slightly better than hulless white popcorn, but it is that slight bit better. It's kinda sweeter. I like it.

I'm making jambalaya for the first time on a lark and I was telling my mom I have no idea when it'll be done because anything that involves boiling liquids is a mystery. I think being a competent cook at high altitude involves a lot of acceptance of the unknown.

Listening to a podcast about some book Ed McMahon did and they mention he was a carnival barker and a bingo caller as a teenager and I'm just sitting here thinking god fucking dammit I am not nearly creative enough with my characters' work histories

I enjoy doing a nail polish sponge gradient with french tips colors. What if your nails weren't done they were just blurry. Fingernail dot png failed to load

Telling my mom about how occasionally people I used to talk to online would be baffled that there are Hispanic and Mexican-American people in Utah and I showed here the "eek where did you come from - err I've always been here" comic as a comparison

It's weird to think sometimes I spent like, a decade+ saying gesundheit when people sneezed and 1. did not know how to spell it 2. the people I learned it from also did not know how to spell it - if the internet hadn't been invented how long until americans invented a spelling whole cloth ya think

Been making burritos daily for lunch and I feel like I've hit a weird in between where it's got too many individual parts to call it low effort, but also each of those ingredients is pre-made or frozen so it's about as easy as high effort could get and it takes about ten minutes to make

I realized I forgot to pack my brownie bites before I left trader joes. I hope someone finds and keeps them because I ain't going back for them

While riding my bike a fat little bumblebee bounced off my glasses like a ping pong ball

One of my favorite art fight things is hearing about the more abstract things people have done to depict a character like I just saw someone casually mention "mixed drink attacks"

For once in my life I am experiencing only one fireworks holiday in July, but of course it's the stupid fake Utah one that survived.

Unfortunately, it's been long enough since the fireworks ban went into effect back on the 4th that people now would have had time to cross state lines for fireworks. Night before Pioneer Day and it's loud as shit

So apparently my art dry spell lasted long enough I kinda partially forgot how to bullshit hands. Still remember the hard way to do them just forgot how I did it fast and loose. After art fight I’m gonna do so many hand studies

What if I just exclusively name art fight attacks song lyrics from now on

People who do not as far as I can tell, appear to be furries but gave themselves a sonasky label are still my favorite phenomenon. Anyone can have a lil' animal word on all their posts. As a treat.

Repair guy who’s fixing a problem in someone else’s unit: “I shouldn’t need to come back after this, and if I do, we’ll all be crying”

a comic that came to me in my sleep

The way 90s media used “begonia” as like, a generic funny flower name to punch up any mention of flowers, I was totally unprepared to see a whole group of cultivars are like, what if Uzumaki had an official houseplant

My medicaid was reinstated I could fucking cry that was so stressful

Had to cancel cooking cabbage for dinner because I had previously told my mom she could give half of it to the dog and she took the *top half* - had to explain to her that that was the equivalent of someone saying you could have half a muffin so you take the top