Diptych

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Jam fancier. They/them. https://linktr.ee/justdiptych

THEM: Do you want cream cheese on your bagel, or mascarpone? ME: (imagining an Ancient Roman gangster called 'Mars Capone') They got him on tithe evasion charges.

GENIE: You have one wish. ME: I wish that whenever anyone quotes or paraphrases someone, they do it in a mocking voice, no matter what - even if they're sharing an inspiring quote, or passing on an important message. GENIE: What? No. ME: You're thinking about it, though, right? GENIE: ...yeah.

r/spookiestorys • 128 minutes ago Someone was living in a secret house in my room So I was in my dorm watching shows on this device my mom got me (I think it's called a teevee?), when I noticed a door I'd never noticed. A soft gasp escaped my lips as I opened it and saw a 3BD 2BA brick corner lot

Deltarune's Kris uses they/them pronouns to keep their true gender ambiguous and let the player project any gender identity they like onto them. Kris could be nonbinary, genderqueer, or even agender!

DID YOU KNOW: In the world of Fallen London, the island of Hunter's Keep is home to three sisters called Lucy, Phoebe and Cynthia. This is a reference to Failbetter Games forgetting the name of the third member of boygenius.

I wanted to formally dip my toe into games writing, so I took a class. The concept was simple enough - write a story and then develop it different ways, including into some very basic games. I created a few pieces I thought were pretty OK, in an offbeat sort of way.

I hope, when you die, there's a stats screen that tells you, like, your point total and stuff. I don't expect mine will be very high but I hope I at least found some of the secrets.

Seems about right. I think my wokeness got brought down a little because I'm neutral on the number of crackheads on public transport. I don't know how many crackheads there are on public transport, so I don't know if there are too many or too few.

My Britmonkey 2020s Political Compass results, showing that I'm 91% Woke, 61% Neo-Luddite, 52% Doomer and 78% Davos.

I don't know anything about the circus show so I spent several days seeing a lot of fanart of one character coming out as trans and I thought 'oh, that's nice, good for her!' but I'm starting to see hints that what actually happened in the show is something bad and sad?

You know what's weird? How often 'prurient' is used to mean its exact opposite. It doesn't mean closed-minded, prudish or judgemental - it means salacious, lewd, and downright obscene! It's probably the mouthfeel. It's too compact a word for its meaning. ₚᵣᵤᵣᵢₑₙₜ.

You know what I can't stand? Philosophical speculation about the existence of free will. It's impossible to determine for sure or even really define! It's pure angels-dancing-on-pins without practical applications or even anything interesting to say. When free will enters the discussion, I leave it.

Shaking with anger about something I absolutely can't do anything to resolve at 1 in the morning. And I have to be conscious and sensible in a few hours to haul my bones into the city for work. This sucks.

My favourite part of a podcast is the first two-thirds where they get through a fifth of their subject while doing bits. My least favourite part is the final third where they rush through the final four-fifths while still doing the bits, but grumpily, like an overtired toddler.

Fallen London's mayoral elections saw candidates of all heights and widths. The Bishop of Southwark was large. The Implacable Detective was small. The Viscountess of the Viric Jungle was both large and small! But Madame Shoshana? She was medium-sized.

Submitted the final assessment of my latest writing class. No idea what to expect next, because I haven't heard from the guy running it for over two months. All the lectures have been pre-recorded ones by a different lecturer. There haven't been any tutorials. My last submission hasn't been graded.

It's a phenomenon well-known among game designers that gamers will never look up. This is because there's never anything up there so there's no need for them to.

Reacting to someone's message with an emoji of the thing they're talking about is the equal and opposite version of seeing cows by the roadside and saying 'cows'.

Advocating for the area surrounding Dennis Railway Station to become an independent nation, solely so its inhabitants can call themselves Denizens (Dennis Citizens).

I'm normally the last the speak ill of a respectable woman, but it must be said that your mother is so ignorant of contemporary accessibility standards, she thinks an ambulant cubicle is where a white-collar Rambler works.