Took him camping and the second he heard a Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird he got all mean & broody about it. ( @disabledpirate.bsky.social I love him so so so much...what a dude. )
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Happy Yaoi Day! Starzzy: “It won’t fit.” Stede: “Not with that attitude, it won’t!” Starzzy: “Ridiculous twat.” First Mate Baby Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social. Stede by @imrights.bsky.social. Purple Unicorn’s Revenge shirt by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social. #yaoiday #stizzy
A brave and eloquent study of grief and love and— no, it's just me shit talking actually.🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/89004811
What up Nicki Nation how are we feeling??
(1/2) Yellow dragonfruit was on sale, so I bought one and told Starzzy how it reminded me of him. He took one look at it and scoffed, but didn’t complain further. He and Jimmingbird enjoyed eating the delicious, juicy white flesh inside. First Mate Baby Izzy Star by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me
Guys. What if one night we all get woken up at 3AM and we find our Little Izzies floating above us, their eyes shining in the dark And they start chanting the secrets of the Universe or something
"girl talk" umm please call it by its formal name, the Bechdel test
3/7: Umbrella After Stede and I attempted to fly a kite, Starzzy and Jimmingbird decided to have their long-awaited sunny outdoor date... It then began to rain. Both of them were too stubborn to go back indoors, so I set an umbrella next to their quilt to keep them dry. #OurFlagThinksSpring
#OurFlagThinksSpring Day 3 - Flowers 💐 Tiny baby Izzy and mama Izzy went flower picking 🌸 Baby Izzy nearly got lost in all the flowers! Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
3/3: Flowers (Kinda NSFW) Stede attempted to seduce Starzzy by wrapping a ribbon around his nude body and placing a rose over his groin. It seemed to be working quite well, but… First Mate Baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social. Stede by @imrights.bsky.social. #OurFlagThinksSpring #stizzy
Oh no! Here is tiny baby Izzy, disrupting the photoshoot! So attention seeking that one 😂 Baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
Oh no, not baby Izzy again! I don't know how he manages to sneak into the photoshoots 😅 sneaky baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
#OFMDollsFashion Tiny baby Izzy was feeling left out...he doesn't have many outfits! My dog was at the groomers today and they always put a bow on his collar so baby Izzy soon grabbed it. Now he's feeling all fancy, he even did a little happy dance 🥰 Baby Izzy doll by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Dolls@ofmdolls.bsky.social · 6mo ago#OFMDollsFashion February 23 - Fancy/Frilly #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
He complained about it being too fancy but then he was happy to help me eat it... 🙄 Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social ⭐🖤 #dollposting
Wintertime is for StarIzzies. Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social Embroidery by @creaturefandom.bsky.social based on my drawing.
I made spiced apple pancakes, sausage patties, and coffee today! The pancakes were under scrutiny for a bit, but enjoyed nonetheless. As Starzzy reached for the coffee, I made a pancake comparison. Jimmingbird laughed and Starzzy squeaked, "F*ck off!" Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
A tie for the baby and a new collar for little Izzy @disabledpirate.bsky.social @imrights.bsky.social
I found an old water gun in my closet while I was clearing things out. Jimmingbird and Starzzy insist that we must keep it, but I told them there isn't room for it in the camper. I planned on giving it to my cousin's kids. They were both disappointed. Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
I wanted to make a closing post for this thread and had this idea for a pic. If a demon appears in my room tonight I have no one to blame but myself. Thank you @asisherright.bsky.social for your thoughtfulness, generosity, and friendship. This was so fun! 🖤 #dollposting @disabledpirate.bsky.social
The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
So, the Baja Blast pie recipe I used was a bust. It doesn't taste like the drink. I essentially just made green jello cheesecake! This is the only cheesecake Starzzy will not eat. He's hiding in the nest with Jimmingbird, who is chanting prayers in Latin. Starzzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
Fragrance #2 is the whole reason Sylvia put this lovely collection together -- the Nosferatu scent from Heretic. Notes include lilac, ambrette, petrichor, violet absolute, orris concrete, cypriol, vegan ambergris, oud, and labdanum. Now, I must admit I do not know what a lot of (1/2) #dollposting
Fragrance thread! @asisherright.bsky.social was so kind as to send me a curated collection of fragrance samples! The first one I'm trying is Chelsea Staircase from Thin Wild Mercury. It def appeals to me as a New Yorker since it's inspired by the Chelsea Hotel! Notes are lemon, Earl Grey tea, +
