Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends. Wrote about video games for a bit. G with the LBTQ+
Ugh. There was a point in my life where I stopped thinking about this. What changed in me, why did I stop caring
Andy Cairns@andycairns.bsky.social · last wk.How have we had keyboard innovations like the Windows key (lol) or the Fn key, but still haven't made the Caps Lock key change the capitalization of highlighted text?? If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case like come ONNNNN
Just remembered that I saw a flyer for a fat ABBA tribute band called FLABBA today. Wanted to record this vital memory before sleep reorders my brain into some useless bullshit again
Got a butterfly on my big toe. I knew these maraca toucan socks were magic
What do I say to Rainbow Brite's nemesis Lurky, that lets him know that I always thought he was cute, and I'm not just talking to him because he's ripped now
Finally I understand why Ron Swanson laughed and cried at that strawberry, in The Last Of Us. I just had the same reaction. I laughed because it’s a stupid tiny strawberry for babies. And I cried because I wanted a bigger strawberry
I’m going to Asda today, with a barcode I’ve been WhatsApped by a customer. He says “the immigrants are using it to get steak for 50p”. He used it to buy 16 steaks and I’m really curious as to how it all works, what the barcode is actually for. Hate to hear this garbage from people I like
Just found out birds pant like dogs, after wondering why all the crows I saw today had their beaks open. Fuckin birds, man
No, large stuffed bear, I’m doing my Monday errands. I don’t have time for side quests
Spent hours feeling anxious and uncomfortable in bed, achieved three big noisy toilets between 1 and 2am, now passionately believes three big noisy night toilets can fix anyone
Reading this 1982 comedy book about gay masculinity and the phrase “someone has to maul your tits to the brink of disaster” has stopped me dead, imagining the narrowly avoided disaster
The urge to copy a Fighting Fantasy book into Twine, just to see, has needlessly arisen
Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · last mo.SEND NODES I present to you: the entirety of 'i will strangle a horse'
Just lost a game of Yahtzee in which I rolled two Yahtzees, and now my enemy is singing about the inefficiency of my flamboyant style, and regaling me with the tale of The Tortoise and the Hare
Great news for me! I have got a big lava lamp. I’m not interested in the classic bloopy wormballs stage so much, I’m mainly into the column of tortured souls effect when heated wax over-ambitiously launches itself into the still cool water. Check out this nasty brain! What a treat
Enjoying a Moth pre-mixed cocktail half way up a small Tenby cliff (the one on the toilet earlier didn’t touch touch the sides)
Enjoying a Moth pre-mixed cocktail on a Tenby hotel toilet
The Nottingham Campus of Oxford Business School have replaced their branded signs with these profoundly meaningless genAI billboards. Is Oxford Business School a scam? I never see anyone going in or out. But they’ve got adverts on busses. How does world work? Is anything real. Hello
I am currently £3,900 in credit with BT because I signed a 3 year contract for a £40/month service, they tried charging me £150/month, and the only resolution available to this very large company with big computers was to give me 36 lots of £110 back and ask if they could close the complaint
My brother and his wife are scarecrow spotting in Goathland. I wasn’t jealous until I saw the photos
fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK this government I hate them so fucking much and no I will not be their fucking toilet gestapo. fuck off. go and die. not even Reform are this fucking obsessed you US evangelical money-pilled fuck ups GO AWAY
I come back to the pub to discover the quiz team that won the Daewoo Foot Spa did NOT take it home. I may have underestimated the low appeal of a charity shop foot spa. Maybe I shouldn’t have said “they were probably found dead in that”. Lessons to be learned
I find myself in the mood less often these days, but sometimes the old urge overwhelms me
Seashore. Bird Tweet. Telephone Ring. Helicopter. Applause. Gunshot. They stopped thinking of instruments and started making a radio play at the end
MrCheeze@mrcheeze.github.io · last yr.Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"
