I like how it says “former neo Nazi” like you can just stop being that stuff.
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Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps. Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.
Bluesky is not a "Bumpkin Billionaires bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where Sid’s Snake fans get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.
Doug is ONLINE@dasmunch.eurosky.social · 4h agoBluesky is not a 'post-war modernism' bubble, it's just one of increasingly few public spaces where neo-Victorian urbanism gets called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that
It's generally a more genteel crowd that goes to watch a period drama though
I can’t think of many rural terms I like more than “witches’ knickers” - to describe black polythene snagged in fences, hedgerows and trees.
Sadly we found out what PM stood for…
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 19h ago35
That Venerable Bede joke is wonderful. Nearly made the terrible error of trying to improve on it but luckily some quick research showed that Bede was not around at the time of the Viking invasion of Northumbria.
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
Hey guys, Perez Hilton performed self-harm and may have attempted a suicide on TikTok and screenshots are flying around, so if you are sensitive, go put "Perez Hilton" in your mutes right now.
Bus lookalikes today. Ricky Gervais, Coach from Ted Lasso and the landlord from Early Doors.
I know it’s wrong but I’ll always laugh at jokes about Giant Barlow.
Surely that’s just Gary Barlow’s ginormous son?
And when I turned up to the cinema dressed as Carrie everyone went fucking nuts at me. This is bullshit.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 20h agoFan dresses as The Hulk to watch 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' 😂 🎥 Samsational31 | TikTok
So glad I decided to meet a pal for midweek drinks the night before Office Day. I feel absolutely fantastic.
She should have stuck to acting. RIP Sissy.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 15h agoSpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed
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Stay With Me Baby
YouTube video by New Kids On The Block - Topic
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Great company, great lads, love them having their grubby hands in everything and giving nothing back to society via tax, let’s give them more contracts!
Palantir paid just £2m corporation tax in UK in 2024 despite lucrative public sector contracts
Software group benefits from global systems and accounting practices ‘that enable tax to be shirked’, says union boss
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My favourite song about Laurel and Hardy is probably Adam and The Ants' Stan and Oliver.