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🍬xue yang daily🗡️@xueyangdaily.bsky.social · 6d ago

earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️@earend.bsky.social · 6d ago

The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn? This is a real low point.

Edd Coates | Game UI Database@eddcoates.bsky.social · 7d ago

LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.

Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · last wk.

Company: "Sorry, we understand your concerns, but the destruction of the Earth is actually completely legal."

Kyuhu @kyuhu.bsky.social · 2w ago

quick artfight break to get these out of my system because I felt a weird wave of nostalgia and had to act on it AHH

three colored illustrations of medieval Toris in green and brown clothing. The first one shows him drawing his sword making an angry expression, saying "Think you can defeat me?", the second one shows him supposedly sitting, tending his wounds by tying a bandage around his arm, securing the knot with his teeth and free hand. He looks somewhat annoyed while a voice of an unshown person says "eww gross. Need help? I'd rather not get my clothes dirty tbh." to which he replies "tch no. Almost done now anyway." The last drawing shows him making a somewhat angry expression while a speechbubble next to him points out "what's up with that guy...? He looks like a mistrustful puppy."

three colored illustration of Feliks and Toris in historically incorrect medieval gowns, showing in interacting with eachother in different ways. The first one has them lying on top of eachother, arms around eachothers necks, looking surprised as if they where caught while making out or fighting. The second one has Feliks whispering something to Toris who makes an irritated expression. The last one shows Feliks tying up Toris hair while he cleans a sword.

Janna Sophia 🏔️@jannaphia.bsky.social · 2w ago

♦️🗡️

stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 2w ago

My body is a machine template meme. The text “My body is a machine that doesn’t work very good”

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yesterday I was doing negative pull ups in the gym and a bunch of men turn to look at me. Some were nice, but one tried no mansplain to me how to do normal pull ups, then when I very kindly said I didn’t need his help he left all annoyed and went to do pull ups himself just to show that he could 😂

Brasileiro como castigo @hchinaski15.bsky.social · 4w ago

Nessa reta final de Copa do Mundo, eu sou totalmente América Latina

Mapa da América Latina, em que o território da Argentina foi substituído pelo da Noruega.

densely sauced rotisserie blorbos @wayofcloudbrain.bsky.social · 5mo ago

hehe ... :(

coordinate system meme with the poles of the x-axis reading "it was always going to end this way" (left) and "it didn't have to end this way" (right), while the poles of the y-axis read "you had no control" (bottom) and "you were in control" (top). the quadrants are labelled: "self fulfilling prophecy" (top left), "it's all your fault" (top right), "the horror of inevitability" (bottom left) and "they let you down" (bottom right).
bang in the middle of it all, there's a pic of lan xichen, experiencing horror.

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · 4w ago

Need this flavor of songxiao …

al'ein @piratariaonline.bsky.social · last mo.

nunca achei q veria uma luta do bem contra o mal onde o bem era a belgica

🍬xue yang daily🗡️@xueyangdaily.bsky.social · last mo.

Julha 🦇@juliadidit.bsky.social · last mo.

ainda pensando nesse tweet

tweet com os dizeres “I'm crying they gave Neymar a make a wish penalty”

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · last mo.

Não durou muito minha fotinho do Xiao Xingchen brasileiro É isso fechem esse quiosque

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · last mo.

I need to make money to support my demanding high maintenance sugar baby (myself)

Silvy @silvestrisart.bsky.social · last mo.

Final chapter of Explosion of Ingenuity is up! archiveofourown.org/works/847506... "You PAINTED my Cool Your Jets Ducky?!" "No, I believe you will find that I painted MY Cool Your Jets Ducky. A marked improvement, if I do say so myself." #genshin #genshinimpact #aino #dottore

Watercolour painting of Aino and Dottore. Aino is striking a pose of absolute shock and despair, arms spread out and ending in hands crooked dramatically like claws. Her eyes are wide, round white circles and her mouth is open.
Dottore stands with one hand behind his back, the other raised, a sharp little smirk on his face. Above his raised hand floats a modified version of Aino's Cool Your Jets Ducky, painted black, with its duck face replaced by Dottore's signature crow mask ornament and glowy turquoise eyes. The pink propeller blades are replaced by little turquoise wings inspired by his wing ornament design.

Grant - now with ✨Blast Processing✨@grantthethief.bsky.social · last mo.

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · last mo.

Já devia ter trocado a foto no começo da Copa mas só lembrei hoje

Arthur Tayt-Sohn @arthurtaytsohn.bsky.social · last mo.

Brasil vendo o Casemiro jogar

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Request 160: Xingchen carving a wooden hair stick for Song Lan if you please 🖤 My absolute pleasure! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

A small, blue-tinted drawing of Xiao Xingchen lovingly carving a crescent moon-shaped hairpin for Song Lan. He is envisioning him wearing it in a thought bubble.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Request 159: Old men SongXiao again pls 😔 I really love the thoght of thrm doting on each other whike they both need help and are stubborn 😔 You'll catch cold! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

A blue-tinted drawing of Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan as old men, bickering. Xiao Xingchen is trying to drape a blanket over Song Lan's shoulders, and Song Lan is resisting, probably insisting that he is fine.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Request 157: SongXiao posing in a photobooth 🥺 I based the first one on a picture I took with my boyfriend! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

A blue-tinted three-panel drawing of Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen posing in a photobooth. The frames of the photos are of sparkles, hearts, a rabbit, a cat, and a dog with a bowtie. In the first drawing, the two are pretending to sing into their fuchen. In the second, Xiao Xingchen is kissing a surprised Song Lan's cheek. In the third, the two are smiling and doing the peace sign.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Request 155: SL grabbing XY's wrist to pull him into a kiss Happy pride! #songxue #songlan #xueyang #宋岚 #薛洋

A blue-tinted drawing of Song Lan grabbing Xue Yang by the wrist and surprising him with a kiss.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Request 153: Songxue: zichen carrying xy by the scruff like you would a bad dog This is how he should always be carried around #songxue #songlan #xueyang #宋岚 #薛洋

A blue tinted drawing of an annoyed Song Lan hoisting Xue Yang up by the back of his robes. Xue Yang seems delighted.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

Some requests to finish up pride month! Request 151: Post canon songxue where theyre both fierce corpses Nom nom #songxue #songlan #xueyang #宋岚 #薛洋

A blue-tinted drawing of fierce corpse Song Lan laying on the ground with fierce corpse Xue Yang clinging to him and chewing on his robes. Song Lan's arms are crossed, unimpressed.

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · last mo.

Song Lan enjoyer@fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

And now for the second batch! Songxiao girlies come get your food!! Request 156: Songxiao attending the eras tour screaming at Love Story Here you go, mysterious requester!! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

A blue-tinted drawing of Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan screaming their hearts out at a Taylor Swift concert, surrounded by fans. Taylor is in a speech bubble, singing. Xiao Xingchen has glowsticks and an "A lot going on at the moment" shirt. Song Lan's shirt has a white outline of Taylor.

Song Lan enjoyer @fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

And now for the second batch! Songxiao girlies come get your food!! Request 156: Songxiao attending the eras tour screaming at Love Story Here you go, mysterious requester!! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · last mo.

It’s what they deserve !!!!!

Song Lan enjoyer@fuxuejiangzai.bsky.social · last mo.

And now for the second batch! Songxiao girlies come get your food!! Request 156: Songxiao attending the eras tour screaming at Love Story Here you go, mysterious requester!! #songxiao #songlan #xiaoxingchen #宋岚 #晓星尘

🍬xue yang daily🗡️@xueyangdaily.bsky.social · last mo.

Outspoken™️@out5p0ken.bsky.social · last mo.

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”